"SO YOU WON'T T-T-T-TALK:"               "SAMUEL HORWITZ:" SOLO SHORT:               RELEASED ON:        NOVEMBER 01; 1934:

CAST MEMBERS NAMES AND THEIR ROLES:

ROSCOE ATES...............ELMER WHIPPLE
SAMUEL HORWITZ...............HENRY
BILLIE LEONARD...............MAIMIE
RUTH GILLETTE...............BETTY WHIPPLE
DONALD MacBRIDE...............ANGRY NEIGHBOUR
JACKIE KELK...............JUNIOR

We open "SO YOU WON'T T-T-T-TALK;" in the residence of Elmer and Betty Whipple and Betty's younger brother Junior.  Betty is standing at a washings sink washing down the dinner dishware, she is dressed in a black and white stripped dress, black belt, black high heel shoes and a full length white cotton apron.  Elmer is standing in the middle of the kitchen wiping down the dinner dishware as she is handing them to him, he is dressed in a pair of beige dress trousers, white dress shirt, black dress shoes, and a full length white cotton flowered apron.

WIFE BETTY to HUSBAND ELMER:  (As she is still washing down the dinner dishware with a happy look on her face as she is saying to him in a gleeful tone of voice):  "I think it's just a marvelous idea of mine, to think of a weeks camping trip in the country, where you smell the new born hay, and breathe in the savoir-fair, or whatever it is they call fresh aire.  You'd outta love it deary, you won't have you housework to do."

HUSBAND ELMER to WIFE BETTY:  (As he is standing there very obediently wiping down the dishware with a reluctant look on his face as he is saying to her in a low and mad tone of voice):  "Well, I'd rather d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do housework than to play nursemaid to that kid br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-brother of yours."

WIFE BETTY to HUSBAND ELMER:  (As she is still washing down some more dishware and is saying to him in a mischievous tone of voice and a look of mischief on her face):  "Why, Junior's no trouble at all."

We are now on that 'Trouble Maker' of a kid Junior dressed in a pair of short trousers, casual shirt, short length stockins' and sneakers.  He is holding a sling-shot as he is looking around with a wicked and evil look on his face as to not get caught as he is deviously taking his sling-shot and commiting the malicious crime of shooting and breaking one of their chandelier fixtures.  Junior has now winked evily and has a happy and wicked look on his face as he is now proud of himself for the malicious crime that he just accomplished.

WIFE BETTY to HUSBAND ELMER:  (As she is still washing dishware with a happy look on her face as she is saying to him in proud and happy voice):  "Besides, he's a Scout.  He knows all about camping."

HUSBAND ELMER to WIFE BETTY:  (As Elmer is still standing in the middle of the kitchen wiping down dishware with a really wicked look on his face as he is saying to Betty in an evil tone of voice):  "You bet he does, he's been camping on us for the last six, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, for almost a year!"

WIFE BETTY to HUSBAND ELMER:  (As she has now completed washing the dishware with a happy look on her face as she is saying to him in a happy tone of voice):  "Well, come on, let's get these dishes done, and get going.  I can hardly wait."

We are now seeing that 'Scuzz Rat' Junior standing in the kitchen doorway with a really ugly and demented look on his face and is still holding his sling-shot.

Elmer is standing there slightly bored now with his dishware wiping chore as he is now taking a piece of dishware and is now rolling it down his arm and the he flips it and the tosses it into the aire and then he catches it.  He has now completed this thrice.

We now see that 'Low-Life' Junior still standing in the kitchen doorway now taking his sling-shot in a really wicked state as he is now shooting the piece of dishware and is causing it to break.

WIFE BETTY to HUSBAND ELMER:  (As she is standing there with her hands on her waist as she has a mean look on her face as she is now blaming him for breaking the dishware that was actually done by Junior as she is now shouting wickedly at him):  "Ooooooh, you Clumsy Incompoop."

HUSBAND ELMER to WIFE BETTY:  (As he is standing in there with a sheepish look on his and is using a mischievous tone of voice): "Aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, you, you, you, mean 'Nin-com-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-poo-aaaah-aaaah-poo-poo-poo-hee-hee-hee-pee-do, I haven't missed that trick for two years!"

WIFE BETTY to HUSBAND ELMER:  (As she is still standing in front of the washing sink and is shouting to him in a really wicked tone of voice):  "Well, the next plate that gets broken around here, will be over your head!"

We now see Elmer picking up another piece of dishware; {dinner dish}; as he is now getting a glimpse of that 'Creep' of a kid Junior as he is now giving him a really bug-eyed wicked look as he is now suspectig him for the breaking of the dishware.  'Slime-Bait' has now given him a devious look and is still standing in the kitchen doorway.

HUSBAND ELMER to WIFE BETTY:  (As Elmer is now standing there in a slightly nervous state as he is looking at her with a mean look on his face as he is saying to her in a mean voice):  "I didn't miss that trick, I'll p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-prove it!"

Once again we are now seeing Elmer, {this time a tad bit nervous as he is now taking another piece of dishware and is again rolling it down his arm and is now flipping it and tossing it into the aire, but this time instead of catching it, he now accidentally drops and breaks it.

We now see that 'Crud-Ball' Junior giving Elmer a really wicked wave good-bye as he is now totally happy with completing his evil task of getting Elmer in trouble with Betty about his doings of the dishware breaking situation.

WIFE BETTY to HUSBAND ELMER:  (As she is now loosing control of all her senses as she is now in the process of having a deranged tin hissie fit as she is now taking a handful of dishware and is dementedly smashing them on the kitchen floor as she is yelling at the innocent Elmer in a deranged voice):  "Oh, so, you want to break plates, hunh?  Well, I'll show you how to do it right!"

HUSBAND ELMER to WIFE BETTY:  (As he is standing there in a really panicking state as he is saying to her in a really panicking tone of voice):  "Aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, no, b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-baby, aaaah, wait a minute honey, wait a minute, no, no, no, no, d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-don't do that, you don't understand, honey you don't understand!"

All the while that the schizophrenic Betty was derangely and deliberately throwing dishware at the poor, helpless, and innocent Elmer he was jumping  up and down, doing a shuffle style of a dance and climbing up on their kitchen table and running for a corner of the kitchen to void being hit with 'Flying Saucers.'

We are now in the totally calm, peaceful, and relaxing residence of Henry and Maimie.  Henry is sitting at their kitchen table with a mischievous look on his face as he is now happily shuffling a few slices of toast-bread like pasteboards.  Maimie was completing dishware wiping chores of her own.  She is now approaching Henry who has now placed the slices of toast-bread on their table next at least another hundred.  He is now covering them with slices of ham and cheese as is now in the state of playing 'OPEN FACED HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICHES SOLITAIRE.'  As he is lining them up like black on red or red on black pasteboards but in version it is 'HAM FIRST', and 'CHEESE SECOND'.

HENRY to MAIMIE:  (As he is now mischievously making another play as he is taking a double set of ham and chees and is placing it on a ham bread as he is now mischievously asking her a question):  "Maimie, which is higher, the 'JACK OF HAM,' or the 'QUEEN OF CHEESE'?"

MAIMIE to HENRY:  (As she is standing there with her hands on her waist as she is looking at him with a worried look on her face as she is saying to him in a really concerned tone of voice):  "I think this camping trip has gone to your head, you haven't spoken a sensible word since the Whipple's have suggested the trip."

HENRY to MAIMIE:  (As he is still happily playing 'HAM AND CHEESE OPEN FACED SANDWICHES SOLITAIRE' as he is looking at her with a mischievous look on his face as he is saying to her mischievously):  "Why, shouldn't I be happy?  It's their car, their outfit, and our vacation!"

MAIMIE to HENRY:  (As she is still standing there with her hands on her waist as she is looking at him with a perplexed look on her face as she is saying to him in a really worried tone of voice):  "Well, I hope it turns out as well as you expect, you know that Junior's no angel, and if the Whipple's start fighting as they usually do, heaven help us."

HENRY to MAIMIE:  (As he is still sitting at their kitchen table with a dazed look on his face as he is saying to her in a mad tone of voice):  "You outta be ashamed of yourself, the Whipple's don't fight anymore."

We are now seeing Henry sitting at their table with a quizzical look on his face as Maimie is standing there by him with her hands on her waist and a look of dismay on her face as they are now looking up at their ceiling which is also the Whipple's kitchen floor as we are now once again hearing the Whipple's egaged in their majour dishware throwing tin hissie fit with one another.

HUSBAND ELMER to WIFE BETTY:  (As we are hearing him shouting at her in plea as we are still in the residence of Henry and Maimie through their ceiling, Henry and Maimie now have looks of dumbfoundedness on their faces as Elmer is pleading with Betty):  "oh, no, B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Betty, B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Betty, don't do that, please honey, please don't do that, please don't throw that!"

MAIMIE to HENRY:  (As she is still standing beside him with her hands on her waist and a mad look on her face as she is saying to him in a worried tone of voice):  "Well, it that's not a fight, it's a pretty good imitation!"

We are now back upstairs in the 'Insane Asylum' of the Whipples in their kitchen quarters; {what's left of it}; as we are seeing a good portion of the dishware smashed to smithereens on the kitchen floor along with the kitchen table and chairs thrown every which way along with a desk on its end as poor Elmer is now in a horrible state of panic as he is hiding the best he can in a corner of the kitchen in fear as Betty is still engage in her spastic fit as she is still wickedly throwing dishware at him.

HUSBAND ELMER to WIFE BETTY:  (As he is now running in every direction and ducking from flying dishware and is also holding a frying skillet up at his face to prevent getting hit in the kisser with flying dishware is saying to her in a really scared and panicking tone of voice):  "Wait a minute honey, oh, no, no, honey, d-d-d-d-d-d-don't, d-d-d-d-d-d-do that, wait a minute honey, calm down, calm down!"

WIFE BETTY to HUSBAND ELMER:  (As is now in deep need of a 'Straight-Jacket' as she has now 'Fallen Off Of The Deep End' and is still having her autistic fit as she is really dementedly tossing dishware at him as she is yelling at him in a really demented tone of voice as she is now emptying the contents of their refrigerator onto the floor):  "All right, all right you.  I'll show you.  Now let that be a lesson to you!"

We are now seeing Betty starting to storm out of the kitchen quarters spastically mad state.  Elmer is still standing in the middle of the kitchen with a look of hurt and worry as he is now examining the damages as he has now in kicking a piece of debris in worriedness with his foot as it is now accidentally hitting Betty on her back.

WIFE BETTY to HUSBAND ELMER:  (As she is now turning back around as she has a really demented look on her face as she is yelling at him in a mad and slightly crying tone of voice as she is also pounding her hands on her chest):  "Oh, oh, that's it, you're not satisfied with wrecking out home, you want to murder me, you brute!"

HUSBAND ELMER to WIFE BETTY:  (As the two of them are now standing in their totally demolished kitchen quarters as he is saying to her in his defense in a mad but yet slightly apologetic voice):  "Oh, b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but darling, oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, you, you, d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-don't understand!"

We are now seeing the really schizophrenic Betty running out of their kitchen quarters and into their dining room quarters as she is still experencing her 'Out Of Mind' state as she is still heavily engaged in he spastic hissie fit as she in now in process of 'ROUND TWO' of her demented dishware throwing fit as she is now approaching the china cabiner of their 'Good China' and is now in the spastic state of starting to also smash it to the floore.

WIFE BETTY to HUSBAND ELMER:  (As she is now on the 'Planet Mars' is now wickedly in the process of demolishing their 'Good Chinaware' as she is yelling at him in a really demented tone of voice):  "I'll murder you, I'll break your face, I'll kill you!"

HUSBAND ELMER to WIFE BETTY:  (As he is in a total state of panic as he is now grabbing from her a stack of their 'Good Chinaware' trying to keep them out of the line of fire from demented Betty as he is saying to her in a really panicking tone of voice):  "Oh, wait a minute, oh, wait a minute honey, th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-that's our anniversary present, it's, it's, it's, Imported China!"

WIFE BETTY to HUSBAND ELMER:  (As she is now in deep need of the 'Boob-Squad' is now so heavily out of mind and in her spastic hissie fit is now taking the coffee cups from their 'Good Chinaware' and is dementedly throwing them at the poor helpless Elmer as she is wickedly shouting to him):  "Imported china, I'll show you, I'll show you, you inconsiderate brute, you mean man, you don't care for me, you don't love me!"

HUSBAND ELMER to WIFE BETTY:  (As he is dancing around and putting his hands up to his face in panic trying to not bet hit with flying chinaware is yelling at her in a really scared and panicking tone of voice):  "Now, now, honey, wait a minute, you don't, you don't understand, now wait a minute, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, that's, that's, that's, that's, worth twelve dollars!"

WIFE BETTY to HUSBAND ELMER:  (As she is now holding the gravy boat to what is left of their anniversary chinaware with a really evil look on her face as she is saying to him in a demented voice):  "If it hits the right spot, it's worth fifty.  Oh, I hate you!"

HUSBAND ELMER to WIFE BETTY:  (As he is still standing there running around in circles and ducking voiding as much as possible from being hit with flying chinaware as he has a really sad look on his face as he is saying to her in a really panicking tone of voice):  "Now honey, don't, d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-don't, you don't understand, please don't do that honey, don't throw that."

We are now back where we can relax a bit in the calm, peaceful, and serene residence of Henry and Maimie as they both are now playing 'OPEN FACED HAM AND CHEESE SANDWICHES SOLITAIRE'.

MAIMIE to HENRY:  (As she is now looking at him with a really worried look on her face as she is saying to him in a worried tone of voice):  "They're still at it, you better go up there and stop them, or our whole trip will be off!"

HENRY to MAIMIE:  (As he is standing there with a mad look on his face as he is now pointing to a black eye and is saying to her in a really panicking tone of voice):  "Not me, look at what I got the last time I stopped them!"

MAIMIE to HENRY:  (As she is standing there with a devious look on her face and her hands on her waist as she is saying to him in a wicked tone of voice):  "Are you gonna go up and stop 'em?"

HENRY to MAIMIE:  (As he is stomping his feet up and down in madness and has now crossed his arms in madness as he is saying to her in a voice of protest):  "I'll go, when I'm ready!"

MAIMIE to HENRY:  (As she is standing there with her hands still on her waist and a mad look on her face as she is now taking her right hand and is slapping him hard on his face as she is saying to him in a mean tone of voice):  "Are you ready?"

HENRY to MAIMIE:  (As he is looking at her with a mad look on his face as he is saying to her in a mad tone of voice as he is now straightening up his trousers):  "Yeah, I'm ready!?"

We are now back in the 'Nut Cage' where we are still seeing spastic Betty still thouroughly envolved with her tin hissie lunatic fit as she is still throwing what s left of their anniversary chinaware at the poor helpless and defenseless Elmer as he is still bobbing up and down and running in circles dodging the flying chinaware.

HUSBAND ELMER to WIFE BETTY:  (As he is ducking still from the demented chinaware tossing Betty as he has a really panicking look on his face and panic in his voice):  "Now wait a minute, now wait a minute, oh honey, don't do that, take it easy baby, don't do that, you don't understand!"

WIFE BETTY to HUSBAND ELMER:  (As she is still totally deranged out and still dementedly throwing chinaware as him is shouting wickedly at him):  "You don't know what you were thinking, you brute, you can go on thinking what you like!"

We are now seeing Henry walking into the 'War Zone' to try and make peace as he is now getting hit hard on his forehead by a flying sugar bowl from the demented Betty.  Henry is now falling backwards as he is loosing his balance and is now staggering out their door as he is now closing it behind him.

HUSBAND ELMER to WIFE BETTY:  (As they are now still in the process of having their majour lunatic hissie fit as he is yelling at her in a really demented state):  "Oh, wait a minute, you don't know what you're doing, wait a minute honey, wait a minute, oh, wait a minute, d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-don't do that."

We are now seeing Henry entering in again on his knees as he is now waving a hand in the aire testing it for flying 'Saucers' but that didn't work as he is now getting hit hard on the top of his coconut with a flying dessert dishware.  Henry is now standing up and is staggering in pain towards Elmer and Betty as we are now seeing the evil Betty hitting him hard on his back with a coffee cup.

ELMER to HENRY:  (As Elmer has now noticed him with a really panicking look on his face as he is saying to him in a panicking tone of voice as Elmer is handing to him a mashed potato boat):  "Yes, take this and g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-guard it with your life, becareful!"

As Henry is now exiting the 'Nut Cage' carefully carrying out Elmer's cherished mashed potato boat as not to have it get broken, we are now seeing that 'Trash Scum' Junior now coming out of his bedroom quarters in a state of dementedness as he is now tripping Henry causing him to fall flat on the floor and breaking the valuable mashed potato boat.

WIFE BETTY to HUSBAND ELMER:  (As she is now coming 'Back To Earth' a tad from her schizophrenic trip as she has a really hurt look on her face as she is saying to him in a mad and slightly crying voice):  "Look at what he did, he broke the nicest piece in our set."

HUSBAND ELMER to WIFE BETTY:  (As he is standing there with a really scared look on his face as he is saying to her in a mean tone of voice and in Henry's defense as he is waving his hands over the broken chinaware):  "Oh, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, that's abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, that's only one piece that he broke.  But look at all the p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pieces that you br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-broke."

We are now seeing Betty having one last and final blast in 'Lulla-Lulla Land' as she is now wickedly breaking a dessert plate over Elmer's head, as Elmer is now rubbing his sore head and is falling to the floor from pain.

WIFE BETTY to HUSBAND ELMER:  (As she is breaking the desset ware over his head and has a really demented look on her face as she is saying to him in a really wicked voice):  "I'll show you, you can't pull that with me!"

Betty has now decided to take one final trip back to schizod-ville and her tin hissie fit as we are now seeing Maimie walking in as she is now hitting Maimie hard on her forehead with a flying dinner ware.

We now got a quick glimpse of the evil, no good, rotten example of kid Junior; {The one who evily started this who mess}; standing in the background smiling wickedly at his evil and very malicious accomplishment.

WIFE BETTY to HENRY:   (As Betty has no recolection whatsoever about Junior starting this whole fiasco is shouting at Henry in a wicked voice and with an evil look on her face):  "Coming up here and breaking all of our dishes."

We are now seeing Henry just starting to regain his stature as he is sitting on their dining room quarters floor with a really dazed look on his face as we are now seeing Maimie take sides with Betty as Maimie is now in the process of breaking the largest piece of dinner ware over Henry's coconut sending him back to the floor.

MAIMIE to BETTY and ELMER:  (As Maimie is standing there with her hands on her waist, a mad look on her face as she is saying to them in a really evil voice):  "Don't worry, he'll pay for it, and for every dish that's been broken here!"

Now we are seeing everyone standing in the Whipples badly demolished dining room amongst the wrack and ruin of broken dishware and furniture all now in a calmer state.

(LOW SCUM}; JUNIOR to HENRY, MAIMIE, ELMER, and BETTY:  (As the little Brat is standing there with his hands on his waist and an evil look on his face as he is saying to them in a really demented voice):  "How about the country?  I wanna go campin'"

BETTY to ELMER, MAIMIE, HENRY, and JUNIOR:  (As she is now fully recovered from her trip to 'Spastic-Land' as she now has a really happy look on her face and is saying to them in a really happy tone of voice):  "Yes, how about our camping trip?"

HUSBAND ELMER to WIFE BETTY:  (As he is standing there with a really mad look on his face as he is saying to her in a mad and protesting voice):  "I'm not going c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-camping!"

HENRY to ELMER:  (As he has now regained his balance and is saying to him in a pleading tone of voice):  "Oh, come on Elmer!"

ELMER to BETTY, HENRY, MAIMIE, and JUIOR:  (As he is still standing there in a mad and very exhausted manner as he is still putting his foot down and says to them in a wicked tone of voice):  "I am not going c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-camping!"

WIFE BETTY to HUSBAND ELMER:  (As she is standing there with a really wicked look on her face as she is shouting at him in a really mean tone of voice):  "You're going camping!"

HUSBAND ELMER to WIFE BETTY:  (As he is standing there giving her an evil look as he is shouting at her in a wicked tone of voice as he is now pounding his fists together in a state of protest):  "I am not going c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-camping!" 

It is now the morning of their camping expiditon.  It is a lovely Summers day, a cloudless blue skye, the sun is in full shine and the trees are in full leafing.

We are now seeing, yes, you guessed it, Elmer walking down his stairwell dressed in a pair of short trousers, casual shirt, full length stockins', dress shoes and pith helmet style of a hat.  He is carrying all of the camping paraphernalia which consists of four luggage cases, three wooden crates, couple of blankets and a picnic hamper.  The 'Worm' of kid Junior is dressed same as Elmer except for short stockins' and sneakers.  Worm is once again up to one of his nasty tricks as he has followed behind Elmer down the stairwell and unbenounced to Elmer he has stuck a match stick in Elmer's right shoe.

HUSBAND ELMER to WIFE BETTY:  (As he is still standing there holding their paraphernalia and is shouting up their stairwell in a loud tone of voice):  "Hey, B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Betty, hurry up w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-will ya?"

WIFE BETTY to HUSBAND ELMER:  (As she is shouting back at him in a calm and pleasant voice):  "All right, I'll be right there!"

We are now seeing Elmer in the process of loading their things into his automobile as 'Crud-Boy' Junior is now following him on his knees as he has now successfully got the match stick ignited.

HUSBAND ELMER to WIFE BETTY:  (As Elmer is standing in front of his automobile with a mad look on his face as he is shouting at her in a mad tone of voice):  "Hey, if you th-th-th-th-th-th-th-th-think I am gonna d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do all the work around here, you're c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-crazy, I'm getting b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-burned up!"

We are now seeing a close-up of Elmer's shoe as the ignited match stick is now burning his foot as he is now dropping all of their camping gear as he is now grabbing his foot and is jumping up and down with pain as he is yelling, 'yeowh, yeowh, yeowh, yeowh, yeowh, yeowh, yeowh, yeowh, as we are seeing that 'Slimey Snake' kid Junior standing there slapping his leg and laughing hysterically and with an evil look on his face.

We now see Betty running down their stairwell in a state of panic to Elmer dressed in a short length white dress with black buttons down the front, a black belt, black flower at the neckline, white dress shoes and a white hat with black trim on it as she is carrying a beautiful white Angora cat and another picnic hamper.

WIFE BETTY to HUSBAND ELMER:  (As she has a look of panic on her face and is saying to him in a panicking tone of voice):  "Elmer, Elmer, what's going on here?"

HUSBAND ELMER to WIFE BETTY:  (As he is still jumping up and down in pain and is rubbing his burnt foor with a really mad look on his face as she is saying to her in a panicking voice):  "Oh, oh, what do you think?"

We are now seeing Betty standing there with a worried look on her face as Elmer is now getting even with that 'Creepy Spider' Junior as Elmer is now wickedly spraying him with seltzer water as Junior now has a worried look on his face as he has his arms raised over his face to protect it from being sprayed.

JUNIOR to ELMER:  (As Junior is now yelling at him in a wicked tone of voice as he now has a worried look on his face):  "Stop that, stop that, not in the face!"

We are now seeing Maimie and Elmer coming out of their residence as she is dressed in a long sleeved, full length black and white flowered dress, black dress shoes, a large white garden style hat with a large black flower as she is carrying an opened bumber-shoot that matches her dress.  Herny is wearing a pair of white dress trousers, white dress shirt, white dress shoes, black and white stripped jacket, black and white stripped tie, and white straw style of hat with a black brim.

MAIME to HENRY:  (As she is pointing a finger at the Whipples with a mad look on her face as she is using a mad tone of voice):  "Look what he's doing to Junior."

We are still seeing Elmer wickedly spraying Junior with seltzer water as we are now seeing Henry running down his stairwell in a full blown state of mischief as he is now grabbing the water seltzer bottle from Elmer.

HENRY to ELMER:  (As Henry is quickly grabbing the seltzer bottle in a full blown mischievous state):  "See here, Elmer, that's no way to do."

ELMER to HENRY:  (As he is standing there looking at Henry with a dazed look on his face as he is saying to him in a perplexed tone of voice):  "I know, b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but?"

HENRY to ELMER:  (As Henry is taking the seltzer bottle from him with a look of mischief and is saying to him in a mischievous tone of voice):  "No buts, about it!"

We are now seeing Henry really soaking Junior down with the seltzer water bottle in a state of mischief and madness.

HENRY to ELMER:  (As Henry has now pointed his thumb at the well soaked Junior and is looking at Elmer with a really mischievous look on his face as he has winked an eye of mischief to him as he is now handing Elmer back the seltzer bottle and is using a mischievous voice):  "That's the way to do it!"

We are now seeing Maimie and Henry getting into Elmer's automobile as Henry is behind the driving wheel.  Betty is now looking at Elmer with a mischievous smile as Elmer is standing there in a state of total glee as he has now given himself several quick squirts in the kisser form the seltzer bottle.

ELMER to HENRY:  (As Elmer has a really gleeful look on his face as he is saying to him in a really gleeful voice):  "My keea, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, ooooh, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, oooh, thanks!"

HUSBAND ELMER to WIFE BETTY:  (As he is standing there holding the half spent seltzer bottle with a look of mischief on his face as he is asking her in a mischievous tone of voice):  "Aaaaaah, well say, say, is this, is this, all the seltzer you br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br-brought?"

WIFE BETTY to HUSBAND ELMER:  (As she is standing next to him with a mischievous smile on her face as she is mischievously saying to him):  "No, there's three more bottles in the car."

All the while that Betty and Elmer were having their seltzer water conversation we were seeing Junior standing there cooled down a tad, thoroughly disgusted as he is now wiping seltzer water off of himself.

HUSBAND ELMER to WIFE BETTY:  (As he is standing there still holding the half spent seltzer water bottle with a mad look on his face as is saying to her in a mad tone of voice):  "Well that ain't gonna be en-en-en-en-en-en-en-en-enough.  Now come on help me pick up these things and let's g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-aaaah, started!"

WIFE BETTY to HUSBAND ELMER:  (As she is giving him a really happy smile and is saying to him in a gleeful voice):  "Okay!"

BETTY to MAIMIE:  (As Betty is now handing Maimie her picnic hamper and her kitty-cat is saying to her in a happy voice and with a happy look on her face):  "We'll get these things dear!"

MAIMIE to HENRY:  (As she is sitting in the back seating area of the automobile is looking at him with a worried look on her face as she is asking him in a really worried tone of voice):  "Are you sure you put the pickles in Henry?"

HENRY to MAIMIE:  (As Henry is waving his hands at her in a don't worry state is saying to her in a kind tone of voice and a happy look on his face):  "Everything's in, don't worry!"

BETTY to HENRY:  (As she is now getting into the back seating area of the car is asking him in a questionable voice and a quizzical look on her face):  "Have you got potato salad and everything?"

HENRY to BETTY:  (As he is sitting there with a dumbfounded look on his face as he is saying to her in a low and slightly mad tone of voice):  "Yes!"

MAIMIE to JUNIOR:  (As she is looking at him with a carrying look on her face as she is asking him in a carry tone of voice):  "Hey, Junior are you all right, is everything okay?"

BETTY to ELMERY, HENRY, MAIMIE, and JUNIOR:  (As Betty is now in a really happy mood as she is saying to everyone in a really happy voice):  "Ooooooh, ooooooh, I know we're just gonna have a great time!"

ELMER to BETTY, HENRY, JUNIOR, and MAIMIE:  (As he is now putting in the last of their camping paraphernalia with a worried look on his face as he is using a worried tone of voice):  "Yeah, I hope so!"

BETTY to MAIMIE and JUNIOR:  (As she is now settling in the back seating area in a really happy mood and with a look of glee on her face as she is saying to them in a really upbeat tone of voice):  "We've got the kitty and everything else, I guess we're all set."

ELMER to HENRY:  (As Elmer is still standing outside of the automobile with a dazed look on his face as he is saying to him in a serious tone of voice):  "Mover over Henry, I'll d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-drive."

HENRY to ELMER:  (As Henry is still behind the driving wheel with a carrying look on hie face as he is saying to him in a really carrying tone of voice):  "No, no, you worked hard enough Elmer, I'll drive."

ELMER to HENRY:  (As Elmer is still standing outside of the automobile with a really worried look on his face as he is saying to him in areally worried tone of voice):  "All right, I know, but see, I just b-b-b-b--b-b-b-b-boght the car and it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, don't know you, me, see, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I better d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-drive."

HENRY to ELMER:  (As Henry is still behind the driving wheel with a really carrying look on his face as he is using hand gestures to calm him down and is saying to him in a really carrying tone of voice):  "Wait a, wait a minute, did you ever hear of Barney Olde Field?"

ELMER to HENRY:  (As Elmer is standing there looking at Henry with a perplexed look on his face as he is saying to him in a really dumb voice):  "S-U-R-E!"

HENRY to ELMER:  (As Henry is now straightening up his hat and is looking at Elmer with a really mischievous look on his face as he is saying to him in a really mischievous voice):  "A sissy!"

HENRY to MAIMIE, ELMER, BETTY, and JUNIOR:  (As he has a really happy look on his face as he is saying to everyone in a joyful voice):  "Here we go!"

Everybody is now in the automobile in really happy moods as Elmer has no given that 'Rat Scoundrel' Junior his hat as Henry has now honked the fhorn in happiness as we are now hearing everybody shouting into the aire and waving their hands in glee.  "Bye; Good-bye!"

We are now experiencing a slight delay on the disembarkment to our camping expedition as we are now seeing the absent-minded Heny not looking behind as he is backing up as he has now hit a beautiful black Oldsmobile and has now dented in the whole front end, busted the radiator, and knocked off the drives side tire and tire well.

MAIMIE to HENRY:  (As she is now looking at the badly hurt black Oldsmobile as shey is yelling at him in a really mad tone of voice):  "You Dumb-bell, you never do anything right."

BETTY to MAIMIE:  (As she has a dazed look on her face as she is saying to her in a low and mad voice):  "Oh, I guess not."

We are now seeing the passengers sitting there in pain as Junior is rubbing he head and neck from the impact as Betty and Maimie are also rubbing their necks in pain as well as Elmer.

ELMER to HENRY:  (As Elmer is still rubbing his neck in pain and has a really painful look on his face as he is now asking Henry in a really carrying tone of voice):  "Barney Olde Field, hunh?  Well, Barney this is my car and I will do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, the d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-driving, move over and I'll t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-take it."

We are now seeing the owner of the badly hurt Oldsmobile coming out of his residence dressed in a suit, vest, dress white shirt, stripped tie and dress black shoes.  He has a really horrified look of fear and panic on his face as he is running down his stairwell to the accident.

We are now seeing Henry standing by the really hurt Oldsmobile examining the damages with a look of mischief on his face as he is waving his hands over the spraying water from the radiator.

ANGRY NEIGHBOUR to HENRY:  (As he is now approaching him in a really mad state as he is pointing a finger at Elmer's egg-beater with an evil look on his face and an evil tone of voice):  "Is this your car?"

We are now seeing Henry giving the angry neighbour a look of mischief as he is shaking his head negatively and is pointing his finger at Elmer.

We are now seeing the angry neighbour with a really bug-eyed wicked look on his face as he is now shoving Henry out of the was as he is furiously mad and is now approaching Elmer.

WIFE BETTY to HUSBAND ELMER:  (As she is still in the back seating area and is looking at him with a dazed look on her face as she is asking him in a questionable tone of voice):  "Do you think we hurt the other car?"

HUSBAND ELMER to WIFE BETTY:  (As Elmer is sitting behind the driving wheel really worried about the accident as he has a really worried look on his face and is yelling at her in a really panicking tone of voice):  "Oh, shut-up!"

BETTY to ELMER:  (As she is sitting there with a really worried look on her face as she is saying in a low and scared tone of voice):  "Oh, help!"

ANGRY NEIGHBOUR to MR. WHIPPLE:  (As he is now approaching Elmer in a thorough state of madness as he is asking him in a really wicked, devious, and questionable tone of voice):  "Is this your car, Mr. Whipple?"

MR. WHIPPLE to the ANGRY NEIGHBOUR:  (As Elmer is looking at him with a really worried look on his face as he is saying to him in a really scared tone of voice):  "Haaaha, haaaha, haaaha, haaaha, haaaha, haaaha, yes sir."

ANGRY NEIGHBOUR to ELMER:  (As he has now socked Elmer really hard in his kisser giving him a jolt backwards and a black right eye is yelling to him in a wicked state as Elmer is now totally flustered out to the enth-degree shaking his arms wildly in all directions):  "And, I'll send you the bill later!"

We are now seeing Maimie, Junior, and Betty with really hurtful looks of pain on their faces as Betty is handing back tothe badly flustered Elmer who is rubbing his sore eye his hat.

HENRY to ELMER:  (As Henry is now getting into the passenger side of the front seating area with a look of mischief on his face as he is saying to the badly battered Elmer):  "Well, you wanted to drive."

WIFE BETTY to HUSBAND ELMER:  (As she is looking at him with a really wicked look on her face as she is yelling at him in a really wicked tone of voice):  "you're always in trouble Elmer, that's what you get for sticking your nose into other peoples business."

Well now, after a slight delay in our departure we are now seeing the really battered egg-beater now in need of a back end tire alignment, a new bumper, and is dragging an exhaust pipe is now hobbling down the road to their camping sight.

We have safely arrived to our camping sight as we are seeing everyone disembarking from Elmer's automobile in good health.

We are now see Elmer standing by his automobile, jumping up and down as he is holding his breath with a bug-eyed look on his face as he is now pounding his chest like Tarzan as he is yelling in a Tarzan style of voice as he is pumping his arms up and down:  "Cha-choo, cha-choo, cha-choo, cha-choo, cha-choo, cha-choo, cha-choo, cha-choo, cha-choo, cha-choo, cha-choo, cha-choo; Cha-haaaaha, haaaaha, haaaaha, haaaaha, cha-choooooooooooooooooooo!"

HENRY to MAIMIE:  (As Henry is standing in a spot of their camping sight with a mischievous look on his face as he is saying to her in a mischievous tone of voice):  "What a wonderful location for a patch of grass!"

We are now seeing Elmer with a really contented look on his face as Betty is now standing by the car besides him and is taking a deep breath of fresh aire.  We are seeing standing by Elmer that 'Scuzzpuppy' Junior reaching over and plucking some hairs off of Elmer's right leg as Elmer is now rubbing his sore leg and has a painful look on his face as he is yelling in pain, yeowh, yeowh, yeowh, yeowh, yeowh, yeowh, yeowh, yeowh.

WIFE BETTY to HUSBAND ELMER:  (As she has now slapped a mosquito from her neck is now reaching into the automobile and is getting a barrel-pump style bug killer sprayer):  "Here, take this and go to work!"

HUSBAND ELMER to WIFE BETTY:  (As Elmer is holding the bug gun and is looking at it with a dazed look as he is asking her in a questionable tone of voice):  "What's it for?"

WIFE BETTY to HUSBAND ELMER:  (As she is looking at him with a perplexed look on her face as she is saying to him in a mischievous tone of voice):  "For insects and pests!"

We are now seeing Elmer with a devious look on his face as he is now going to work in a full blown state of mischief as he is now wickedly spraying the 'Pest' with it.

JUNIOR to ELMER:  (As Junior is now running from Elmer with a mad look on his face as he is yelling at him in a mad tone of voice):  "Hey-no, hey-no, hey-no, hey-no, hey-no, hey-no!"

We are now seeing Betty in a really mad state at Elmer for spraying the 'PEST' with the pest sprayer as she is now taking it from him and is hitting him hard over his head with it.

HENRY to MAIMIE:  (As we see Henry standing there with a mad look on his face and is using a mad tone of voice):  "They're at it again!"

We are now seeing Henry walking briskly up to Betty and Elmer as he is now in the process of trying to keep their camping trip intact as Henry is now clapping his hands together and is talking like a Circus Barker.

HENRY to ELMER, and BETTY:  (As Henry is now saying to them in his circus barker voice):  "Well, folks, now for lunch!"

HENRY to BETTY:  (As he is now clapping his hands together once again as he is saying to her in his circus barker voice):  "Betty, you get the water!"

HENRY to ELMER:  (As Henry is standing there with a mischievous look on his face and is clapping his hands and still using his circus barker voice):  "Elmer, you fix the lunch."

JUNIOR to HENRY:  (As Junior is approaching Henry and is for the first time showing a tad of kindness as he is asking Henry in a slightly carrying tone of voice):  "Yeah, what can I do?"

HENRY to JUNIOR:  (As Henry is standing there with a mean look on his face as he is saying to Junior in a mean tone of voice):  "Go out and pick yourself a nice bouqette of poison ivy."

JUNIOR to HENRY:  (As Junior is standing there with a happy grin on his face as he is saying to Henry in an affirmative voice as at first Junior has not processed what Henry had said):  "Yeah!"

We are now seeing Henry standing there with a mischievous look on his face as we are now seeing Junior standing there with a really dazed and mad look on his face as he has now processed what Henry has asked him to do and Junior is now kicking Henry hard in his right shin and is for running for safety.

HENRY to {PIG TRASH}; JUNIOR:  (As Henry has now taken off his hat and hits Junior with it as he now trips over a vine as Henry is yelling to Junior in mean tone of voice as Henry is falling flat on his face):  "Get out of here, get away from here!"

ELMER to HENRY:  (As Elmer is looking at Henry with a mean look on his face as he is asking him in a questionable tone of voice):  "Hey, what are you gonna do-do-do-do-do-do, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, do?"

HENRY to ELMER:  (As Henry is standing there slauting Elmer and is doing a sideways march and is saying to him in a mischievous tone of voice):  "I'm the General of this Army and I am hungry, so get going, booyah-booyah!"

HENRY to MAIMIE:  (As he is now turning around and is getting a hold of her arm as he is smiling sweetly at her and is saying to her in a kind tone of voice):  "Come on, Maimie, let's go out this way!"

We are now for the time being seeing Junior behaving himself as he has now tossed a rope aroung a three and is in the process of trying to knot the two ends together to make himself a swing, but he does not succeed.

We are now on our first take of Elmer as he has now found the perfect location to set-up the card table for their noontime meal.  This time he is unsuccessful at setting it up.

ELMER to the CARD TABLE:  (As Elmer has now snapped his fingers in a state of disgust and has a disgusted look on his face is saying to the table in a really disgusted tone of voice):  "Unha, unha, unah, whoa, whoa, whoa, table, d-d-d-d-d-d-darn it."

We are now on our second round with Junior and his attempt at tieing the rope ends together for his swing as he has a really determined look on his face as he is now rally trying hard but once again he does not succeed.

Let's give a tad of moral support to the poor flustered Elmer as he is now busy at his second attempt at setting up that stubbourn and self-willed card table.

ELMER to the CARD TABLE:  (As Poor Elmer is bound and dertmined to get it to set-up has a really mad look on his face as he is saying the card table in a mad tone of voice):  "Oh, the kind of tables they expect us to set-up, nice table, maybe!?"

JUNIOR to HENRY and MAIMIE:  (As Junior is now crying'uncle' in being able to knot the rope ends together himself is now asking them to help him as he is shouting in a kind tone of voice):  "Will you come and help me with my swing, please?"

MAIMIE to HENRY:  (As she is standing there with a mad look on her face as she is saying to him in a mad tone of voice):  "You go!"

HENRY to MAIMIE:  (As he is now starring at the ground in scaredness as he is putting a hand gently on her arm as he is saying to her in a state of mischief):  "No, I gotta look for a four leaf clover, go ahead, Maimie, he likes you better than me, his Uncle he never cared about, go ahead!"

We are now seeing Maimie approaching Junior to help him knot his rope ends together as we are now seeing Henry finding a nice soft and cozy spot to lay down as he is now relaxing laying on his back with his legs crossed, his hat off, and his hands under his head.

MAIMIE to JUNIOR:  (As she is now approaching him with a mad look on her face as she is saying to him in a mad tone of voice as she is now setting her bumber-shoot on a bench next to them):  "What's the matter, can't you even tie a simple knot?"

We are hearing in the background Elmer still fighting with that stubbourn card table.

We are now seeing Junior standing there with his hands behind his back as he is watching Maimie seriously as work taking a stab at knotting the rope ends together as she too is proving to be unsuccessful at the task.

HENRY:  (As he is laying on his back in his comfortable spot with his hands clasped underneat his head and his legs crossed as he is now totally comfortable and is saying a mischievous tone of voice with a look of mischief on his face):  "Oh, how the little busy bee doth love to bark and bite.  He makes his honey all the day, and eats it up at night, hunha, hunha!"  {Here we are seeing Henry yawning and stretching as he is now in the process of snoozing off}.

The poor determined and totally flustered Elmer is now on his thrid attempt at beating the card table at its own game as he is now on his third fight.

ELMER to the CARD TABLE:  (As Elmer has a really happy and determined look on his face as he thinks he has now beaten the card table is saying in a really happy tone of voice but once again the card table wins):  "Haaaha, haaaha, haaaha, haaaha, hot brother, judge, d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dad, b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-burn, d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dad, b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-burn, thing!"

We are now back on Maimies second round at fighting with the rope ends to get them knotted together as she has a really wicked look on her face as Junior is still patiently watching to see if she gets them this time, and of course once again she is unsuccessful.

MAIMIE to HENRY:  (As she is standing there holding the two individual rope ends in her hands with a mad look on her face as shei is yelling at Henry in a really mad tone of voice):  "Oh, Henry, Henry, come here and fix this swing."

HENRY:  (As he now being rudely awakened from his cat-nap is now sitting up with a mad look on his face as he is mumbling to himself as he is now getting up):  "Oh, how the busy bee......"

JUNIOR to HENRY:  (As both Maimie and himself are now addmitting 'uncle' at being able to knot the rope ends together as we are seeing Junior looking at Henry with a mad look on his face as he is saying to him in a mad tone of voice):  "Hurry up, will ya?  I wanna swing!"

HENRY to JUNIOR:  (As Henry is now approaching Junior in a full blown state of mischief is saying to him in a mischievous tone of voice):  "Wait until you're twenty-one, you will!"

MAIMIE to HENRY:  (As she now has one hand on her waist as she is looking at him mischeivously as she is saying to him in a mischievous tone of voice):  "Never mind the wise-cracks, help me tie a knot in this rope!"

HENRY to MAIMIE:  (As Henry is now pointing at the rope ends with a look of mischief on his face as he is saying to her in a mischievous tone of voice as he is now skipping to and fro and sideways and has done a sideways shuffle style of a dance and has waved his hands to and fro):  "Tie a knot in a rope, you came to the right man, the old sailour himself. boohyah, the old sailour, clear the hawks, avask you land-lovers, now what do you want, a 'Bolder Knot', or a 'Mollen Spike Hitch'?"

MAIMIE to HENRY:  (As she is standing there with her hands on her waist as she is looking at him with a perplexed look on her face as she is aksing him in a mad and questionable tone of voice):  "What's the difference?"

HENRY to MAIMIE:  (As Henry is standing there holding the two rope ends and looking at her mischievously as he is stating to her in a mischievous tone of voice):  "Knots honey, there's all kinds of knots, I'll show ya, now here's the first one, 'A Double Hitch', is the first thing I knew, up like that, and down and around.  {Here we see Henry taking the two rope ends and twining them upwards together twice as he has now double knotted them with his hand also tied in as he is now shaking his hand trying to free it}.  "And, well, there's something wrong with the rope or something!"

ELMER to the {STUBBOURN and SELF-WILLED}; CARD TABLE:  (As Elmer is now beyond bound and determined to get it set-up has a determined look on his face as he saying to the mean and rotten card table in a very mad and disgusted tone of voice):  "Just you sing it, always keep sm-sm-sm-sm-sm-sm-sm-sm-smiling, hunha?"

HENRY to MAIMIE:  (As Henry is now struggling with getting his hand free from the knot with a devious look on his face as he is saying to her in a mischievous tone of voice):  "That's the way it goes, now wait a minute, I'll get to it.  If at first you don't succeed, you know the olde saying."

As Henry was now in the process of getting his hand free we were seeing Maimie standing there with her hands on her waist as she was looking at the skye in a sate of madness as Junior has now waved his hand in forget it about the swing idea as he has now left to find some other kind of mischief to get into.

All right everyone, up on you feet and let's give Elmer a huge standing ovation, as he has now won the battle with card table as we are now seeing it standing firmly as he is now placing a pretty plaid table covering over it and some pretty black and white dishware onto that stubbourn table.

HENRY to MAIMIE:  (As Henry now has a look of pride on his face as he is now showing Maimie his knot in a state of pride as he is saying to her in a proud tone of voice):  "There it is!"

MAIMIE to HENRY:  (As she is looking at him with a look of doubt on her face as she is saying to him in a really doubtful tone of voice):  "That doesn't look like a very good knot to me!"

HENRY to MAIMIE:  (As he is now positive that his knot is a success is now getting a wooden plank and is placing it on the knotted rope and is saying to her in a reassuring tone of voice):  "Come on, sit down, let me give you a good olde fashion swing, come on, Maimie."

MAIMIE to HENRY:  (As she is still having her doubts about the safety of his knot is asking him in a scared and questionable tone of voice):  "Are you sure it's safe, Henry?"

HENRY to MAIMIE:  (As e has now placed the wooden plank on the rope with a carrying look on his face as Maimie is now going against her better judgement and is trustin the knot as she is now in the process of taking a swing):  "Oh, safe, why certainly, you know the olde doctor, don't ya, sit down."

MAIMIE to HENRY:  (As she is now on the swing in a slightly scared state as she is saying to him in a low and scared tone of voice):  "Now, becareful, Henry."

HENRY to MAIMIE:  (As he now has a really sweet smile on his face as he is now starting to push her on the swing is saying to her in a really carring and reassuring tone of voice):  "I will now, you, everything depends on me, don't it?  See laa-laa, see that, how's that, all right, laa-laa how's that, feel like a kid again, don't ya, how was that?  Here we go!"

MAIMIE to HENRY:  (As she now has a tad of confidence in his swing is saying to him in a really happy voice):  "Unh, hunh, sure does make me feel like a kid again."

Henry has now given Maimie a huge and push and as she is now in full swing we are now seeing Elmer walking underneath her not knowing about her swinging as he is now taking some dishware to the table.  Henry has now given Maimie another huge push as we are seeing Elmer still not knowing about the swinging Maimie as he is now coming back as he has now noticed that he has missed the table and is walking underneath her again to the table.

Henry has now given Maimie her third hard push as he has now dropped his hat and is picking it up.

Junior has now walked under the swinging Maimie not knowing about her on the swing.

Elmer is now on round three of walking underneath the swinging Maimie as he is now in the process of setting five folding chairs as he is now walking underneath the swinging Maimie still knowing nothing about it.

We got a quick glimpse of Maimie as she has a really happy look on her face as she is now enjoying her swinging.

We are now on the very proud Elmer as he has now successfully gotten the table set-up with the table covering, dishware, and vittles on it.

ELMER:  (As he is now loudly beating a pie tin with a spoon and is shouting loudly to get their attention):  "Hey folks, aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, taa-hoot, taa-hoot, taa-hoot, taa-hoot, taa-hoot, taa-hoot, aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, lunah-lunch is ready, come on!"

HENRY to JUNIOR:  (As the two of them are now happily approaching the table of vittles as Henry is saying to Junior in a happy voice):  "Come on, come on, get yours."

HENRY to ELMER:  (As Henry is now looking at the vittles with a happy look on his face as he is clapping his hands in glee and is saying to Elmer in a gleeful tone of voice):  "Oh, boy, look at that."

JUNIOR to ELMER:  (As Junior is now in a total state of glee is saying to Elmer in a really happy tone of voice):  "Oh boy, look at that!"

ELMER to JUNIOR and HENRY:  (As Elmer has a look of pride on his face as he is saying to them in a gleeful tone of voice):  "Doesn't that look good?"

HENRY to ELMER:  (As Henry has a really happy look on his face and is saying to Elmer in a happy voice):  "Yes, sir!"

ELMER to JUNIOR and HENRY:  (As Elmer now has a look of pride on his face as he is saying to them in a happy tone of voice):  "Yes, sir, help yourself."

We are now seeing Betty joining them for vittles as the vultures are now attacking their prey as we are seeing Junior grabbing a jar of jam.

HENRY to JUNIOR:  (As Henry is now slapping Junior on the hand and is saying to him in a mad tone of voice):  "Now put that down, I'm not gonna let you eat that!"

We now see Junior stomping his feet in a bit of a hissie fit as he is now mad at Henry for not letting him have the jam.

JUNIOR to ELMER:  (As Junior now has a really mean look on his face as he is saying to Elmer in a mad tone of voice):  "Oh, Elmer, he won't let me eat that."

ELMER to BETTY, HENRY, and JUNIOR:  (As he is shouting at them in madness and has now hit his pie tin a couple of times to cool them off as Elmer is asking them in a mad and questionable tone of voice):  "Hey, hey, hey, wher-wher-wher-wher-wher-wher-where's, aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, wher-wher-wher-wher-wher-wher-where's, aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, M-M-M-M-M-M-Maimie?"

We are now seeing everyone looking around and calling out, "Maimie, oh, Maimie, Maimie?"

MAIMIE to HENRY, ELMER, BETTY, and JUNIOR:  (As we are now seeing her still happily on the swing as she is saying to them in a gleeful tone of voice):  "Yoo-hoo, her I am, I'll be right down!"

HENRY to ELMER, BETTY, and JUNIOR:  (As they are now sitting down to vittles and are attacking it like a bunch of starving vultures as Henry is saying to them in a gleeful tone of voice):  "Okay, all right, come on, let's get it!"

We are now in the process of seeing Maimie swing over them once successfully but on her second swing we are now seeing her coming right down as Henry's knot is now giving way as she comes crashing down right on top of the table of vittles and is totally demolishing it.  We are now see Elmer getting a face full of cole slaw, as Betty is now getting a kisser full of potato salad, Junior is now getting his kisser covered with spinach salad as we are now seeing Henry getting hit in his kisser with a créme pie.

We are now seeing Maimie sitting on the ground looking at Henry with a horrified look of pain on her face as everyone else is now jumping up rapidly and is wiping vittles from their faces.

BETTY to ELMER:  (As she is standing there in a really mad state as she is yelling at him madly as she is pushing potato salad off of herself):  "Oh, you idiot, yuck, good grief!"

ELMER to BETTY, HENRY, and JUNIOR:  (As he is now standing there wiping cole slaw from his face as he is saying to them in a mad tone of voice):  "Enha, enha, enha, I knew something would happen!"

MAIMIE to HENRY:  (As she is now standing up thorougly mad to the enth-degree as she has a really wicked look on her face as she is saying to him in an evil tone of voice as she is giving him a good hard crack in his rib-cage):  "A fine knot you tied!"

HENRY to MAIMIE:  (As Henry is doubling over in pain and is grabbing his sore rib-cage and is yelling loudly in pain as he is giving her a really evil look):  "Yeowh, yeowh, yeowh, yeowh, yeowh, yeowh, yeowh, yeowh, cut it out there!"

BETTY to ELMER, HENRY, JUNIOR, and MAIMIE:  (As she is still removing potato salad from herself and is saying to them in a sad tone of voice):  "now, all our food is ruined!"

ELMER to HENRY, BETTY, JUNIOR, and MAIMIE:  (As he is approaching them still wearing cole slaw with a mad look on his face as he is now still wiping down his face is saying n a mad tone of voice):  "Well, it didn't do my face any g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-good, aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, g-g-g-g-good!"

HENRY to MAIMIE, ELMER, BETTY, and JUNIOR:  (As Henry is saying to them in a mischievous voice):  "The whole trouble around here there's no system, now if I had a......"

MAIMIE to HENRY:  (As she is standing there with a really ugly ook on her face as she is yelling at him wickedly):  "Wait a minute, your system is what caused all this.  From now on I'll take charge!"

MAIMIE to HENRY:  (As she is now in the process of playing Drill Sergeant as she is now wickedly dishing out commands):  "You and Elmer put up the tent!"

MAIMIE to JUNIOR:  (As she is looking at him with a mean look on her face as she is standing there with her hands on he waist in a state of madness as she is yelling at him in a mean tone of voice):  "Junior, you go and wash yourself and get some wood for the fire."

MAIMIE to BETTY:  (As Maimie is looking at Betty with a really carrying look on her face as she is saying to her in a kind tone of voice):  "Betty, we'll go and clean-up!"

BETTY to MAIMIE:  (As Betty has a really hurtful look on her face as she is saying to Maimie in a low and hurtful tone of voice):  "Okay!"

HENRY to ELMER:  (As Henry is looking at Elmer who is still wiping cole slaw off of his face with a look of mischief on his face as Henry is asking Elmer in a mischievous tone of voice):  "Say, do you know how to put up a tent?"

ELMER to HENRY:  (As Elmer is now looking back at Henry with a dazed look on his face as Elmer is saying to Henry in serious tone of voice):  "Do you know 'Omar The, aaaaaah, T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-Tent Maker?"

HENRY to ELMER:  (As Henry is looking at Elmer with a serious look on his face as Henry is saying to him in a serious tone of voice):  "Very, well!"

ELMER to HENRY:  (As Elmer is standing there with a look of mischief on his face as he is saying to him in a mischievous tone of voice):  "Haha, I put him in the b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-business.  Say, I'll have that tent up before you can say Jack R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-Robinson!"

HENRY to ELMER:  (As Henry is now somewhat mimicking Elmer with a look of deviousness on his face as he is using a slightly mean tone of voice):  "Well, make it snha-snha-snha-snha-snha-snha-snha-snha, snappy!"

We are now seeing Henry wiping down his face as he is once again in the process of returning to his cozy spot and is getting ready to catch a few Z's.

We are now seeing the hard at work Elmer back at it again as he is now in the process of gathering the tent, stakes, tieing rope, and a mallet as he has now slightly lost his balance as he has dropped the tent stakes and is now bending over and picking them up once again.

We are now on the lazy-sloth Henry who is now taking his suit jacket and is balling it as a pillow out of it to take a siesta instead of helping the poor, hard working, very obedient Elmer erect the tent.

We now see Henry stretching and yawning as he has now settled down for a snooze while the poor hard at work Elmer has now tripped over the tent and has fallen hard to the ground dropping the tent stakes on his back.

Elmer is now getting up with a disgusted look on his face as he is now fighting with then tent in a state of total madness as he is now in the process of getting it untwisted.  Elmer is now having a bit of trouble with the tent as he is now totally wrapped up in it and is staggering a bit as he is trying to get it straightened up as he now once again looses his balance and is falling to the ground again with the tent still totally twisted around him.

We are now seeing the very lazy Henry having his siesta interuppted by a busy little fly as he is now rubbing his face madly to try and get rid of it.  He is now twirling his head around in circles as he is following the flight pattern of the fly as he once again goes to slap it to try and kill it, but he has now missed the fly and has now slapped himself hard on his face.  We are now seeing Henry opening his mouth and deliberately swallowing the fly so it will no longer interuppt his siesta, as the fly gives a few last buzzez as it is now being swallowed.

We are now on Elmer as it looks like he is making a tad of progress with erecting their tent as he now has it completely straightened out and two stake poles in it as he is now erecting that side of the tent up.  He is now trying to reach for one of the stakes but quickly ignores that idea as he is now running back and graabing the tent support pole so it won't fall back down.

ELMER to the TENT:  (As he is now being a 'Feather-Brained Imbecile' as he is now tieing one of the ropes around his neck and is holding onto the poled end of the tent with a worried look on his face as he is now saying in a mad tone of voice as he is standing there holding up the tent not knowing what to do):  "I wish I had this guy Om-Om-Om-Om-Om-Om-Om-Om-Omar right now!"

Now let's put Elmer in a state of 'Dumb-Ox' as he has now once againg tied a roped around his neck for the second time around his neck as he is now letting go of the tent pole that the rope is attached to as he is now trying to reach one of the stakes.  Once again. poor Elmer is now unsuccessful as we are now seeing the tent falling on top of him.

ELMER to the TENT:  (As Elmer is now once again trying to get it erected as he still has the rope tied around his neck and is wildly fighting with the side that has the poles and stakes):  "Darn thing!"

We are now seeing Junior again for the second time being a good boy as he is taking a hatchet as he is now happily chopping off tree branches for fire wood as Maimie has asked of him.

Well in a split second of time Junior has now gone from 'Nice Kid' to a mean, rotten, trash scum of a kid as we are hearing the pleasant chirppings of sweet little birdies as the piece of dog dirt is now trying to hit them with his sling-shot.

Let's give three cheers for the fact that the 'Buzzard Bait' of a kid was a poor shot and now misses the sweet little birdies but instead has now hit Elmer's automobile where Betty and Maimie are standing there sprucing up as the two of them are now turning around and ar looking at Junior with really evil looks on their faces.

We now got a quick glimpse of Junior who is now quickly hiding his sling-shot behind his back as he has a bug-eyed look of panic on his face.

BETTY to JUNIOR:  (As Betty is standing there wiping down her face and has a mean look on her face as she is shouting at him in a really mad tone of voice):  "Junior!  Becareful where you shoot that thing, you might hit someon in the eye."

We are now seeing Junior setting down his sling-shot for a tenth of a second of behaving but is now picking it back up as he is now in the process of shooting down all of Elmer's hard work of now finally getting the tent erected as Elmer is now down to the final stake.

Junior has now hit Elmer hard in his right leg calf as Elmer is now yelling loudly in pain, yeowh, yeowh, yeowh, yeowh, yeowh, yeowh, as he has now lost his balance and has totally knocked down the tent.

We are now seeing Elmer in a full blown state of dementedness as he has a really wicked look on his face as he has now picked up one of the tent stakes and is now in the process of hitting 'Brat-Boy' with it but now changes his mind as the 'Worm' has now quickly hid his sling-shot behind his back and is looking at Elmer with a whipped puppy look of I am sorry on his face.

So Elmer instead of beating the living crap out of 'Weasel' Junior over the head with the tent stake is now once again back to square one as he is now busily attempting to erect it for the sixth time.

All right let's all of us get out our whips and beat Junior over his keester with them because the 'No Good Crud' is now evily busy at chopping down a small tree as he now sending it crashing down on poor Elmer and his hard work of getting the tent erected once again.

We are now seeing the lazy-sloth Henry getting up from his nap as he is now sneaking over to the tent and is now laying underneath the left side of it without Elmer knowing about it as Elmer is now busy working on the right side of the tent.

We are now seeing all of Elmer's hard work once again going to hell in a hand cart as the filthy 'Undisciplined' Junior is now sending his tree right down on top of it causing it to crash once again but this time Henry is now underneath it as Elmer still doesn't know about it.

We are now seeing that 'Rat Pot' Junior with a wide eyed look of fear and panic on his face running like a bat out of Haites for safety.

We are now seeing Elmer with a really disgusted look on his face as he is now wickedly tossing the tree off of the tent as he is now seeing something moving underneath it as he goes and gives it seveal good swift whacks with his mallet thinking that it is a wild a vicious critter, not knowing that it is Henry.

ELMER to UNKNOWN CRITTER:  (As Elmer has now noticed the wild critter is now running away in fear as he has a really panicking look on his face as he is yelling in a state of panic):  "Aaaah, gaw-oh-goo-aaaah, aaah, gaw-oh-goo-aaaah,  "Aaaah, gaw-oh-goo-aaaah, aaah, gaw-oh-goo-aaaah, "Aaaah, gaw-oh-goo-aaaah, aaah, gaw-oh-goo-aaaah,!"

We are now seeing Elmer backing away from the vicious wild critter as we are now seeing Betty and Maimie toting a pail of water together.

ELMER to BETTY and MAIMIE:  (As he now has a look of pride on his face as he is yelling at them in a proud voice):  "Hey, folks, come on, we got food!"

WIFE BETTY to HUSBAND ELMER:  (As she is standing there with a really gleeful look on her face as she is saying in a really happy tone of voice):  "Oooooo, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, oh, boy!"

MAIMIE to ELMER:  (As she is standing there still holding her portion of the pail of water with a really happy look on her face as she is saying in a really gleeful tone of voice):  "And, am I hungry!"

ELMER to BETTY and MAIMIE:  (As he thinks he has now gotten himself a wild critter, when it is only Hnery has a look of pride on his face as he saying to them in a proud voice):  "Lot's of w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-wild meat!"

We are now seeing Betty and Maimie setting down the pail of water as they are look at Elmer with dazed looks on their faces.

WIFE BETTY to HUSBAND ELMER:  (As sh is asking him in a mad and slightly questionable tone of voice):  "Where's the food?"

ELMER to BETTY and MAIMIE:  (As Elmer is now pointing at the lump underneath the tent is saying to them in a really proud tone of voice):  "Under that, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tent!"

We are now seeing Betty and Maimie looking at the wild tent covered critter with dazed look on their faces.

WIFE BETTY to HUSBAND ELMER:  (As she is asking him in a perplexed and questionable tone of voice):  "What is it?"

ELMER to BETTY and MAIMIE:  (As he is still holding his mallet with a dazed look on his face is saying to them in a mischievous tone of voice):  "Oh, I don't know, I think it's a b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bear!"

MAIMIE to ELMER:  (As she is standing there with her hands on her waist and a really scared look on her face as she is yelling at him in a really panicking tone of voice):  "A bear!?"

WIFE BETTY to HUSBAND ELMER:  (As she is now in a total state of panic as she is asking Elmer in a really panicking tone of voice):  "Where's Junior?"

HUSBAND ELMER to WIFE BETTY:  (As he is now looking at her with a really hurtful look on his face as he is saying to her in a low and hurtful tone of voice):  "What oh yes, huehm, Junior?"

We are now seeing Betty, Maimie, and Elmer running around in states of panic as they are now in the process of looking for Junior.

BETTY to JUNIOR:  (As she is now standing by the panicking Maimie and Elmer as she too has a look of panic on her face as she is yelling in a state of panic):  "Oh, Junior?"

JUNIOR to BETTY:  (As he is in the woods getting into some kind of trouble is now answering back in a loud and positive tone of voice):  "Yes, sister?"

We are now seeing Betty, Maimie and Elmer all standing there with look of relief on their face as they now have found out that Junior is all right.

MAIMIE to ELMER:  (As se is now thoroughly happy about Elmer catching a wild critter is saying to him in a really gleeful tone of voice):  "Don't keep up waiting, show us what it is!"

We are now seeing Junior coming on the scene to see what Elmer has caught as se are now seeing Betty, Maimie, and Junior standing there with quizzical looks on their faces.

We are now hearing Henry getting into the act as Elmer is now approaching the wild, unknown beast in a state of fear as Henry now lets out a yell like a howling wild critter.

We are now seein Junior, Betty, and Maimie backing away in fear with looks of panic on their faces.

ELMER to BETTY, MAIMIE, and JUNIOR:  (As he is looking at them with a reassuring look as he is saying to them in a reassuring tone of voice):  "Wait a minute, wait a minute, it ain't d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dead, aaaaaaaaaah, dead yet!"

We are now seeing Elmer approaching the mystery critter in fear as he has now applied one more really good swift whack on his head as Betty, Maimie, and Junior are now looking at it with looks of panic on their faces.

We are now hearing the mystery critter letting out a shigh like is was his last breath of life as it is laying flot in a dead state.

We are now seeing Junior, Betty, Elmer, and Maimie standing there petrified to the enth-degree as Elmer is now pulling back the tent and is now exposing the mystery critter, which of course turns out to be Henry.

ELMER to BETTY, MAIMIE, and JUNIOR:  (As Elmer is now proudly pulling back the tent and is looking at themin pride as he is saying to them in a proud tone of voice):  "There, you are!"

HENRY to MAIMIE, BETTY, JUNIOR, and ELMER:  (As we are now seeing the really battered Henry looking up at them in a really hurtful state as he is slightly shaking and is saying in a low and panicking tone of voice):  "Water, lots of water!"

We are now seeing Maimie, Betty, and Elmer looking at the badly bruised Henry with looks of fear on their faces as we are seeing Junior taking the pail of water and is throwing it on Henry.

It is now black dark, no moon or stars in the skye and the tent is finally erected and everyong is safely tucked in their bedies as we are now hearing the eerie cries of the wild nocturnal wild critters yelling in the night.

We are now seeing Elmer awaking at a state as he now has a really scared look on his face as he is hearing the eerie cries of the wild critters

We are now seeing the silhouette of a stripped kitty as it is now quietly and evily walking by the outside of their tent.

We are now seeing Elmer jumping out of his bed in total panic as he has now tossed the cat causing it to yeowl loudly in panic.

Henry is now picking up a club as he is now venturing out into the dark, spooky, erriey night with not a signal star in the skye and now moon either.

Henry has now also awaken in a complete start from the howling of the eerie wild critters of the night.  Henry has also picked up a club as he too is bravely adventuring out into the unknown 'Twilight Zone',

We are now seeing the silhouettes of both Elmer and Henry as they are sneaking up on one another not knowing about it as they have now wickedly hit each othe on the heads.

HENRY to ELMER:  (As we are seeing their silhouettes through the tent is looking at Elmer with a mad look on his face as he is saying to him in a mad tone of voice):  "What's the bid idea?"

ELMER to HENRY:  (As Elmer is now patting himself on the chest in a state of panic is saying to Henry in a really panicking tone of voice):  "Haaaaha, haaaaha, haaaah, haaaaha, haaaaha, haaaaha, haaaaha, haaaaha, well, well, well, well, well, well, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, thought you were aaaaaah, gh-gh-gh-gh-gh-gh-gh-gh-gh-gh-lion!"

HENRY to ELMER:  (As Henry is looking at him with a mischievous look on his face as he is asking Elmer in a really mischievous tone of voice);  "Did you ever see a lion wearing pajamas like this?"

ELMER to HENRY:  (As Elmer is now looking at Henry with a really sheepish look on his face as he is saying to him in a slightly embarrassed tone of voice):  "Well, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, think it kind of a, kind of a, kind of a, kind of a, kind of a, kind of a, kind of a, kind of a, gaaagha, gaaagha, gaaagha, gaaagha, gaaagha, gaaagha, gaaagha, gaaagha, aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, aaaah, strange!"

HENRY to ELMER:  (As Henry is now turning around and is going towards Elmer's automobile with a look of fear on his face as he is saying to him in a panicking tone of voice):  "Come on, I heard a noise back here, let's go!"

ELMER to HENRY:  (As Elmer is now quaking in his boots from total fear is saying to Henry in a really panicking tone of voice):  "All right, all right, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-be with you!"

HENRY to ELMER:  (As Henry is now looking at Elmer with a mad look on his face as he is yelling at him in a mad tone of voice):  Well, come on, well, he was about that size; {Here we are seeing Henry making an animal size of that to a cat with his hands}.  I saw him going around here!"

ELMER to HENRY:  (As Elmer is looking at Henry with a really wicked look on his face as he is saying to him in a really evil tone of voice):  "Aaaah-why, aaaah-why, aaaah-why, aaaah-why, aaaah-why, aaaah-why, aaaah-why, aaaah-why, didn't you say something, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, abaaaba, it first."

HENRY to ELMER:  (As Henry is giving Elmer a really evil look and is saying to him in a low and wicked tone of voice):  "I was ready to talk when you clubed me with a club, didn't you?"

ELMER to HENRY:  (As Elmer now has an apologetic look on his face as he is saying to Henry in a low and apologetic tone of voice):  "Ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, all right!"

All the while that Henry and Elmer were on their wild critter chase we got a glimpse of the stripped kitty all cozied in, in Henry's bed.

ELMER to HENRY:  (As the two of them are now back into the tent as Elmer is saying to Henry in a disappointed tone of voice):  "Well, I'm going to b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bed."

HENRY to ELMER:  (As Henry is now starting to climb into his bedie with a really tiered look on his face as he is saying to Elmer in a really tired tone of voice):  "So, am I, I am tired!"

We are now seeing both Henry and Elmer going back to bed as Elmer is now happily tucked in we are now seeing Henry meeting his house guest in a total state of fear and panic.

"SO YOU WON'T T-T-T-TALK" ENDING:

We are now hearing Henry yelling at the top of his lungs in a state of panic.  'IT'S A SKUNK'!

We are now seeing everyone getting squirted by the kitty as they have now lost all control of their sensed as they are now bowlign one another down to get out of the tent, as Henry now in a state of panic runs into one of the tent support poles causing the tent to come crashing down and covering every one up with it.

HENRY to MAIMIE, BETTY, ELMER and JUNIOR:  (As he is now shouting at them with a full blown state of fear and panic):  "Come on, let's get outta here!"

We are now seeing everyone running and screaming in all direction in horrible state of panic.

ELMER to HENRY, BETTY, MAIMIE, and JUNIOR:  (As he is now running in a horrible state of panic as he is yelling at the top of his lungs in panic):  "Ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, ooooooh, let me out of here!  Let me out, hey, let me out of here!"

HENRY to ELMER:  (As he is now totally freaking out to the enth-degree as he is now totally wrapped up in the tent):  "Get me outta here, Maimie come here and get me!"

BETTY to MAIMIE:  (As she is now running for her life to their automobile as she is yelling to her in panic):  "Here, here, get in, let me help you!"

Everyone is now piling into the automobile at a rapid pace as then are now yelling at one another in uncontrolable painc; 'Come on let's go, get out of here!"

We are now seeing Elmer in total panic quickly turning on the head lamps of his automobile as he is now quickly putting it in reverse and then is pulling out of there at a fast pace as we are now seeing at a distance everyone throwing their skunk coated pajamas out of the automobile as ther are now dressed in their 'Birthday Suits' and are speeding away at a rapid pace and not paying any attention to where they are going as they are now entering a 'NUDIST COLONY'!