Schtick Figures (The Cool, the Comical, the Crazy)
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Transcribed By: Moron4392
Date Added: 2008-12-17
This short starts off where we see a business window that reads as follows:
CUT THROAT DRUG STORE
EVERYTHING FROM A NEEDLE
TO A BATTLESHIP
WE ALSO SODA
SELL DRUGS FOUNTAIN
We now see Moe raising the window blind to begin a new day of trade.
We now see Larry who has a happy but yet mischievous look on his face as he is talking to a customer.
LARRY to the (Male) INK PEN CUSTOMER: (As Larry is happily trying to sell a fountain pen to the customer): "Furthermore, it can't leak, cause it uses no liquid, dry air, listen, (Larry is now whistling here), try it and I'm sure you'll buy it!"
(Male) INK PEN CUSTOMER to LARRY: (As the customer is happily listening to Larry's sales pitch is now taking the fountain pen and is saying in a questionable ton of voice): "Oh, air, hunh!?"
LARRY to the (Male) INK PEN CUSTOMER: (In a low and happy voice): "Yeah!"
We now see the Ink Pen Customer with the fountain pen in his hand as he is pointing it at Larry and is pulling the leaver where you insert the ink cartridge tubes and is now squirting Larry in the face with ink.
Larry is now looking at The Ink Pen Customer as he is wiping ink off of his face with a hurt and mischievous look on his face as the customer is giving Larry a mad and disgusted look. (Larry did not complete his business transaction).
We now see Moe approaching a counter to assist a lady customer with light bulbs.
MOE to the (Lady) LIGHT BULB CUSTOMER: (As Moe is brushing off his hands and is going behind the counter in a happy mood says): "Yes, mame?"
(Lady) LIGHT BULB CUSTOMER to MOE: (As she is handing Moe a light bulb says): "I'll take this one, will you test it please?"
Moe is now happily taking the light bulb from the lady as he has now turned on a testing socket and is holding the light bulb in one hand as he is inserting a finger from his other hand into the empty socket. The light bulb is now lighting up. Moe is now removing his finger from the test socket and he is blowing out the light bulb like you would a candle and is now putting the light bulb back into its protective cover sleeve.
MOE to the (Lady) LIGHT BULB CUSTOMER: (As Moe has a happy look on his face and is putting the light bulb into a paper sack says): "Fifteen cents please!"
The Lady Light Bulb Customer is now paying for the light bulb and is now exiting as she is giving Moe a look of wonderment like she thought Moe was haunted. Moe is now happily straightening up some top shelf stock.
We now see Shemp with a male customer as Shemp is now happily demonstrating to the customer a fishing rod as Shemp is casting the rod to show him how it works.
SHEMP to the (Male) FISHING ROD CUSTOMER: (As Shemp has a happy look on his face as the customer has a look of dismay on his face as Shemp is now casting the rod): "It's the time to give it the old one, two, the cast."
Shemp has now casted the fishing rod with a look of happiness on his face as the Fishing Rod Customer is now looking at Shemp with a dazed look on his face.
SHEMP to the (Male) FISHING ROD CUSTOMER: (In a serious manner as he is professionally 'gigging' his rod and the customer is watching in a polite manner): "The cast, out there, no matter what hooks onto the line you gotta get 'em, don't let this thin line (Shemp is now slightly pulling on the line) worry ya. You'll get the biggest fish you can get on this line, watch this."
The customer is still watching Shemp in a polite and interested manner as we now see Shemp winding back the fishing wire.
SHEMP to the (Male) FISHING ROD CUSTOMER: (As Shemp has now finished winding in the wire and has caught a ladies skirt): "Oh, man!"
We now see a lady running away in a state of embarrassment and panic to hide as she no longer has her skirt on. As she is running for cover we see across the street a store named, "Charley's Smoke Shop", Cigars and Cigarettes.
Shemp is now laughing hysterically as he is holding the fishing rod with the skirt on it and is watching the poor embarrassed lady running away in a full state of panic. As the Fishing Rod Customer is standing there with a horrified look on his face at Shemp.
SHEMP to the (Male) FISHING ROD CUSTOMER: (Still laughing hysterically and is slapping his thighs with a mischievous look on his face says): "Ain't that lady bull-legged?"
(Male) FISHING ROD CUSTOMER to SHEMP: (As the customer is now giving Shemp a really mad look and is shouting to Shemp in a state of madness): "That's no lady, that's my Mother-In-Law!"
The Fishing Rod Customer has now grabbed the skirt from Shemp's fishing rod as he is running out of the store in a total state of disgust as Shemp is standing there still holding his fishing rod with a look of wonderment on his face. (Shemp has now made an incomplete business transaction).
SHEMP to the (Male) FISHING ROD CUSTOMER: (As the mad customer has now exited the store and Shemp has a mischievous look on his face shouts): "Come back with that bait!"
As the Fishing Rod Customer was just walking out of the door he is now getting knocked down by another male customer that is running into the store in a horrified state of panic and is shouting loudly for help.
(Male) PRESCRIPTION CUSTOMER: (As he is looking around the store in panic shouts): "Service, service, service!"
We now see Shemp, Larry, and Moe running up to the customer in a hurry and helpful manner to the panicking Prescription Customer.
SHEMP, LARRY, and MOE to the (Male) PRESCRIPTION CUSTOMER: (As they are running up to him and are saluting him. Larry is hitting Moe in the head as Moe is now taking his hands and is hitting both Shemp and Larry hard on their heads): "At your service!"
(Male) PRESCRIPTION CUSTOMER to MOE, LARRY, and SHEMP: (As he is grabbing them in a full blown state of worry and panic is shouting at them): "Boys, boys, listen, this is an emergency, my wife is sick and the doctor didn't have anything to write the prescription on, so he wrote it on my shirt!"
The worried and panicked Prescription Customer is now showing Shemp, Moe, and Larry the prescription on his shirt as they are looking at it in a state of worry.
LARRY to the (Male) PRESCRIPTION CUSTOMER: (As Larry is pointing a finger at the customer and says in a happy state as he is leaving to fetch the prescription): "We got that all ready made up!"
SHEMP to the (Male) PRESCRIPTION CUSTOMER: (As Shemp is pointing a finger at him and says to him in a professional manner): "That's two bucks."
PRESCRIPTION CUSTOMER to SHEMP: (As he is reaching into his pocket and is getting out his billfold says in an agreeable voice): "Sure, fine, oh!"
We now see the customer handing Shemp the money as Shemp is putting it into his shirt pocket and Larry is handing him the prescription and the customer is now running off in a hurried state.
MOE to the (Male) PRESCRIPTION CUSTOMER: (As the Prescription Customer is exiting we see Shemp and Moe approaching him and are putting their hands on his shoulders and Larry is standing behind Moe in a worried state as Moe is shouting to the customer): "Just a minute, just a minute!"
SHEMP to the PRESCRIPTION CUSTOMER: (As we see Moe standing there looking at the customer in a mischievous way and Shemp in now tuning the customer around says): "Get over here!"
PRESCRIPTION CUSTOMER to MOE, LARRY, and SHEMP: (As he has a look of worried madness on his face and is shouting at them in a state of panic says): "What's the idea?"
MOE to the PRESCRIPTION CUSTOMER: (In a professional tone of voice): "We've got to file every prescription."
SHEMP to the PRESCRIPTION CUSTOMER: (As Shemp has a mad look on his face and says to him in a serious tone of voice): "it's the law!"
MOE to the PRESCRIPTION CUSTOMER: (In a mad voice says as Moe is ripping off the portion of customers shirt with the prescription on it says): "Yeah!"
Shemp is standing next to the customer with a sheepish smile on his face as the customer is now looking at Moe with a worried look on his face as Moe is now taking the prescription and is balling it up and handing it to Larry.
MOE to LARRY: (As Moe is handing Larry the prescription says): "File this!"
We now see Shemp exiting from the customer to his left while Larry and Moe are going to their rights and are filing the prescription.
PRESCRIPTION CUSTOMER: (Says in a total worried state as he has the prescription in his hand): "Oh, my wife!"
We now see Mr. Flint the proprietor of the store now hobbling in on his cane as the panicking Prescription Customer is jumping over Mr. Flint in a hurry to get home to his wife. Mr. Flint has now turned around and is looking at the customer with a dazed look on his face.
Mr. Flint is now stomping around the store in a full blown state of madness as he is pounding his cane on the floor and Moe and Larry are sneaking to another section of the store.
MR. FLINT: (Shouting in madness as he is pounding his cane on the floor and is shouting madly): "What the devil's goin' on here?"
Shemp is now running out to greet the mad Mr. Flint who is hobbling around the store on his cane with one hand on his back.
SHEMP to MR. FLINT: (As he is running to him with a mischievous look on his face and in a mischievous tone of voice says): "Well, well, if it ain't our Landlord, Mr. Flint!"
Mr. Flint is standing there with his cane to support himself as Shemp is looking at him mischievously and Larry and Moe are now approaching Mr. Flint with worried looks on their faces.
MR. FLINT to SHEMP, LARRY, and MOE: (As we see Shemp, Larry, and Moe looking at Mr. Flint in worry as he is shouting at them madly): "Cut the soft soap, I just came to inform you that you'll have to vacate at the end of the month, when your lease expires!"
MOE to MR. FLINT: (As Moe, Shemp, and Larry are now looking at Mr. Flint in horrified states of sadness and Moe is using hand gestures to support madness asks): "Why?"
MR. FLINT to MOE: (As Larry and Shemp are also standing there listening in panic): "Because, I made a deal with the 'Pinch Penny Market', at three times the rent you are paying me!"
LARRY to MR. FLINT: (As Moe, Shemp, and Larry are looking at Mr. Flint in a really sad and hurtful manner as Larry says): "But, we've been here ten years!"
SHEMP to MOE and LARRY: (With a look of mischievous on his face and in a mischievous tone of voice says as Shemp is now giving Mr. Flint a really hard whack on his back): "Oh, he's only jokin,' ain't ya?"
We now see Mr. Flint bending over in a horrible state of pain from Shemp whacking him on the back. Larry, Shemp, and Moe are now helping Mr. Flint up in a state of worry and apology.
MR. FLINT to LARRY, MOE, and SHEMP: (As he is doubled over in horrified pain shouts in a painful tone of voice): "Oow, oow, oow, oow, oh, oh, oh, oh, my lumbago, oow, oow, help me!"
Larry, Moe, and Shemp are now helping Mr. Flint to standing up as they are quickly standing him up as we now hear Mr. Flint's joints cracking and groaning from the pain and Mr. Flint along with Larry, Moe, and Shemp have looks of hurt on their faces.
MR. FLINT to SHEMP, MOE, and LARRY: (As he is shouting at them in painful madness): "Get me a plaster for my back, quick!"
MOE to LARRY: (As Moe knocks Larry on his arm and says in a worried state): "Get him a plaster!"
As Larry is now getting the plaster pad we see Shemp and Moe standing there by Mr. Flint's side with looks of deep hurt and regret on their faces. Mr. Flint is standing there shouting in pain, 'Oow, oow, oow, oow, ehy, ehy, ehy, ehy!"
MOE to MR. FLINT: (As Moe is giving Mr. Flint a look of carryingness and Shemp is also standing there with a look of deep remorse on his face as Mr. Flint is looking at Moe in a horrified state on pain as he is holding himself up on his cane): "Bend over!"
MR. FLINT to SHEMP and MOE: (As the poor really bruised and battered Mr. Flint is now looking at them in a painful state of panic shouts): "I can't!"
We now see Moe and Shemp taking hold of poor old battered and in reall pain Mr. Flint and are forcing him to bend over as we now once again here his joints croak and groan in pain. Shemp and Moe are now busy at work taking the old plaster pad off of Mr. Flint who is still stooped over in horrible pain and Mr. Flint is yelling in excruciating pain, 'Ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow!'
MR. FLINT to SHEMP and MOE: (As Mr. Flint is still bent over hobbling on his cane in total pain is shouting): "Take it easy!"
MOE to MR. FLINT: (As Shemp and Moe are holding Mr. Flint and are getting ready to remove the old plater pad from his back as Moe says): "Take it easy now, easy kid!"
MOE to SHEMP: (As Mr. Flint is still bent over struggling in pain and Moe has a look of worried madness on his face says): "I can't get it!"
SHEMP to MOE: (As Moe is still holding Mr. Flint and Shemp is reaching into his pocket and is taking out a pair of 'Needle Nosed Pliars.' Says to Moe mischievously): "I'll get it, don't worry about it."
We now see poor bruised and battered and in excruiating pain Mr. Flint still bent over with a horrified look of pain on his face as Shemp has now pulled off the old plater pad.
MR. FLINT to SHEMP and MOE: (As he is yelling in an awful state of pain): "Youhn, hunh, hunh, hunh, youhn, hunh, hunh, hunh, youhn."
Mr. Flint is still bent over in pain and Shemp has now removed the old plaster pad as we now see the word 'MUSTARD' printed on Mr. Flint's back. Shemp and Moe have now flinched and jumped back in wonderment at seeing the word 'MUSTARD' on his back.
LARRY to MOE and SHEMP: (As Larry is now approaching Moe and Shemp in a really happy and carrying state says): "Here we are fellas!"
Mr. Flint is still bent over in horrible pain holding his cane as Shemp, Moe, and Larry are now busy at applying the new plaster pad to Mr. Flint's back.
SHEMP to MOE: (In a low and carrying tone of voice as he hands Moe his pliars says): "Here, take that."
Shemp, Larry, and Moe are now happily applying the new pad to Mr. Flint's back. Moe is holding Mr. Flint as Larry has now applied the pad and Shemp is now smoothing it on with a hand-sized whisk broom and Moe is putting on the finishing touches with a miniature-sized wall covering roller.
MOE to MR. FLINT: (As Shemp and Larry are also standing there with looks of care on their faces as Mr. Flint is still bent over Moe says): "There you are, pal!"
MR. FLINT to SHEMP, LARRY, and MOE: (Standing there yelling, hobbling, and jumping around on his cane in a horrified state of pain as he has a really painful look on his face): "Ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, take it off, it's burning, it's burning!"
SHEMP to MR. FLINT: (As we also see Larry and Moe standing there with looks of pain on their faces as Mr. Flint is jumping in horrible pain and Larry and Moe are struggling with hime to keep him calm as Shemp is now taking his pliars and is remvoing the plaster pad says): "I'll take it off, hold still there!"
LARRY to MR. FLINT: (As Mr. Flint is still bouncing around on his cane in horrible pain and Moe, Shemp, and Larry are holding him down): "Hold still there !"
Shemp, Larry, and Moe now have looks of painful mischief on their faces as Shemp is now quickly removing the plaster pad from his back. Shemp has now successfully removed the plaster pad from Mr. Flint's back as Shemp is giving Moe a look of dumbfoundedness as Larry is also looking at Shemp and Moe with a dazed look and poor battered Mr. Flint is still jumping around in horrible pain. We now notice that Larry, Shemp, and Moe have applied a 'HORSERADISH' pad to Mr. Flint's back as we now see the word 'HORSERADISH' printed on Mr. Flint's back. Mr. Flint is yelling in horrible pain, 'Yow, yow, yow, yow, yow, yow, yow, yow, yow, yow, yow, yow'.
We now see Shemp, Larry, and Moe now running for their lives as Mr. Flint is now quickly standing up in a state of full blown madness and he is hitting at them with his cane as he has a hurtful and mean look on his face.
MR. FLINT to MOE, SHEMP, and LARRY: (As he is chasing them with his cane and has now cornered them behind a service counter is shouting at them madly): "Trying to burn me alive, eh? You did this on purpose! I'll have the law on ya, I'll have you run out of town, I'll have you......"
As Mr. Flint is now furiously mad at Shemp, Larry, and Moe who are cowerding behind the service counter in a state of horrified pain and with painful looks on their faces as Mr. Flint is still waving his cane madly at them Mrs. Flint now walks in.
MRS. FLINT to AMOS: (As she is walking in using a came and has a look of worry on her face says): "Amos, Amos, I've been looking all over for you!"
We now see Mr. Flint looking at his wife with a mean look on his face as Moe, Shemp, and Larry are standing there looking at Mrs. Flint with looks of worry on their faces.
MR. FLINT to SERENA, HIS WIFE: (As he is giving her a very mean and ugly look as he is shouting at her in a very mean and hurtful tone of voice): "Ah, why did you follow me for, you old hag, I told you to pack up and get out of here, furthermore, I'm giving you the air. I'm tired of looking at an old hag like you, at twenty-five years is enough!"
MR. FLINT to SHEMP, MOE, and LARRY: (As Mr. Flint is still in his state of dementedness has now turned around and is shouting meanly at them who are standing there with really hurtful looks on their faces): "I'll fix you too, you haven't heard any of the last of me!"
Mr. Flint is standing there with a really mean and nasty look on his face as he has now slammed his fist on a board that was sitting on the main service counter and has now hit himself in the face with a creamed pie.
MR. FLINT to SHEMP, MOE, and LARRY: (As he is wiping the pie from his face and is meanly waving his cane at them and is shouting wildly at them): "You'll regret this!"
Mr. Flint is now exiting in a state of madness as he still has pie on his face and Larry is standing behind him with a really mad look on his face as Mrs. Flint is standing there crying in hurt.
Mr. Flint has now left and we see Shemp, Moe, and Larry coming up behind Mrs. Flint laughing in a state of mischief.
LARRY to SHEMP, MOE, and MRS. FLINT: (As Shemp and Moe are standing there laughing, 'ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, and with looks of hurt but yet slightly mischievous looks on their faces as Mrs. Flint is still standing there in a state of hurt): "I bet that miser eats rusty nails for breakfast!"
MRS. FLINT to SHEMP, MOE, and LARRY: (As Shemp, Moe, and Larry still have looks of mischief on their faces and poor Mrs. Flint is standing there in a state of sadness and is slightly crying says): "Ever since I've become old, and lost my beauty, he's threatened to run out on me, and now he's done it. Oh, what'll I do?"
We now see Shemp and Larry looking at Mrs. Flint with painful looks on their faces as she is standing there crying along with Moe.
LARRY to MRS. FLINT: (As Moe is standing there crying and Shemp and Larry have their hands on her in carryingness as Larry says): "We have a spare room in the back."
SHEMP to MRS. FLINT: (In a very carrying manner as he is saying to her in a gentle tone of voice): "And, you're welcome to it!"
MRS. FLINT to SHEMP: (As she is crying and says to him kindly): "Thank-you!"
Shemp and Larry are now helping the sad, crying and hurt Mrs. Flint to their room in the back of the store.
MRS. FLINT to SHEMP, MOE, and LARRY: (As Shemp and Larry are now opening the door to the spare back room and Moe is standing there crying she says): "Bless you, boys!"
MOE to SHEMP and LARRY: (As we see them standing there with really hurtful looks on their faces as Moe says in a crying voice): "Poor old woman, it's tough to get old!"
SHEMP to MOE: (In a low and carrying voice): "Yep!"
SHEMP to MOE and LARRY: (As Shemp has a look of hurt and yet I have an idea on his face says): "Eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb, hold it, eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb, hold it, I got an idea in the back of my head that won't come out help me, eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb!"
We now see Moe and Larry wildly and out of control pounding on Shemp's head in a fast and furious pace with their fists to help bring the idea to the front of Shemp's head.
SHEMP to MOE and LARRY: (As Shemp has a blank look on his face and really wants the idea to come forward says to them): "More, more, faster, eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb."
Larry and Moe are now really double timing it at beating on Shemp's head with their fists to help him think. Shemp has now said, 'Faster, don't stop, faster,' as Moe and Larry are really wildly pounding on Shemp's head with their fists. Moe has now reached over and has grabbed a metal mallet and has hit Shemp hard on the head with it three times as Shemp is now standing there with his eyes bugging out and a look of an idea on his face.
SHEMP to MOE and LARRY: (As Moe has now successfully beaten the idea to the front of Shemp's head and we hear the sound of bells ringing and drums pounding. Shemp is standing there with a happy look on his face says): "I got it!"
MOE and LARRY to SHEMP: (As Shemp is standing there happily and Larry says to him in a questionable tone of voice, (off camera): "What is it?"
SHEMP to LARRY and MOE: (In a full blown state of happiness as Shemp is raising a fist in a state of pride): "A terrific idea, if we could discover a vitamin to make old people young, we'll become rich and famous!"
MOE to SHEMP: (As Moe is also raising a fist in proudful agreement to Shemp and has a look of happiness on his face says): "It's Tremendous!"
LARRY to MOE and SHEMP: (As Larry is now smiling happily and is also raising a fist in agreement says): "It's Colossal!"
SHEMP to MOE and LARRY: (As he is once again raising a fist in pride and has a mischievous look on his face says): "It's Putrid!"
MOE to SHEMP and LARRY: (As Moe is standing there in a serious manner says): "Right, then what are we stalling for, get busy!"
Moe is now grabbing both Shemp and Larry by their noses as he is dragging them to the back of the room, as Larry and Shemp are yelling in pain, 'Ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow'!
LARRY to MOE: (As Larry is now opening the door to their laboratory says): "After you, doctor!"
Moe has now bowed to both Shemp and Larry in a very professional manner. Moe is now entering into their laboratory as Shemp and Larry have now given Moe a nice, swift kick on his backside.
Moe has now fallen into their laboratory as we hear the sound of a gong going off.
LARRY to SHEMP: (As Larry has a mischievous look on his face and is pointing to the laboratory says): "After you doctor!"
SHEMP to LARRY: (As Shemp is now bowing at Larry and is extending a hand in agreement and is going into the laboratory backwards to prevent being kicked in his backside): "Why, certainly, professor!"
Shemp is now in the room while Larry is standing there with his hands balled in fists and has a mad look on his face and is saying, 'humn, humn, humn, humn, humn, humn' as he was not able to also kick Shemp.
We now see Shemp, Larry, and Moe at their working table that has a 'Mortar and Pestle' on it, a mixing beaker. Shemp has now put a few a additional ingreidents on their table with a happy look on his face.
MOE to LARRY: (As Moe is rapidly mixing different ingredients in the beaker shouts to Larry): "Z-E-N-D-A-Y-F-U-S!"
LARRY to MOE: (As Larry is now turning around and getting the bottle from the shelf says in question): "Z-E-N-D-A-Y-F-U-S?"
Moe is now handing the bottle to Shemp.
SHEMP to LARRY and MOE: (As Shemp is happily pouring a good-sized measure says): "Z-E-N-D-A-Y-F-U-S!"
MOE to LARRY: (As Moe is still happily and mischievously mixing up their concoction shouts to Larry): "M-I-S-H-E-G-A-S!"
LARRY to MOE: (As Larry has now once again reached over to their chemicals shelf for another bottle and is mischeviously hand Moe a bottle): "M-I-S-H-E-G-A-S!"
MOE to LARRY: (As Moe is shouting at Larry when Larry had now handed Moe the inccorrect bottle): "You crazy, "M-I-S-H-E-G-A-S!"
LARRY to MOE: (As Larry is now placing the incorrect bottle on the shelf for the correct bottle says): "M-I-S-H-E-G-A-S", yeah!"
Larry is standing there with a really mischievous look on his face as 'Professors' Moe and Shemp are busy working on their "Youth Serum!"
MOE to SHEMP: (As Moe is happily handing the bottle to Shemp and is busy at mixing says): "M-I-S-H-E-G-A-S!"
SHEMP to MOE and LARRY: (As Shemp is now pouring in a very liberal amount says): "M-I-S-H-E-G-A-S!"
MOE to LARRY: (As Moe is still mixing in a state of wonderment on their concoction says): 'P-Y-A-R-E-E-C-O-N!"
LARRY to MOE: (In a really happy state of helpful mischief as he is now handing Moe a giant-sized syringe like device): 'P-Y-A-R-E-E-C-O-N!"
Mow is now handing Shemp the giant-sized syringe like device with a really mischievous look on his face says, 'P-Y-A-R-E-E-C-O-N'!
SHEMP to MOE and LARRY: (As Shemp is now shooting in a very liberal portion and Moe has a really wicked look on his face says): "P-Y-A-R-E-E-C-O-N!"
As Shemp is now shooting in the 'P-Y-A-R-E-E-C-O-N', their formula is now smoking, popping and sparking out of control.
MOE to SHEMP: (As Moe is taking out the pestle from the mortar and is hitting Shemp hard on his head with it shouts to Shemp madly): "You put in too much."
SHEMP to MOE: (As Shemp is yelling in pain and is rubbing his sore head shouts back to Moe in madness): "What's the idea of hitting me with that pestal?"
MOE to SHEMP: (As Moe is standing there with a really mad look on his face shouts back to Shemp): "You're lucky I didn't hit you with the mortar!"
LARRY to MOE: (As Larry is now laughing says): "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, 'The Mortar The Merrier'."
MOE to LARRY: (As Moe has now hit Larry hard on the head with the pestle and Larry is standing there with a really hurt look on his face says); "Quiet!"
LARRY to MOE: (As Larry is now rubbing his head in pain and has a painful look on his face shouts to Moe madly): "Put that pestle down, man!"
SHEMP to MOE and LARRY: (As he is standing there with a look of mischief on his face and is crossing his arms in madness is shouting to them): "Quit stallin', will ya?"
SHEMP to MOE: (As Shemp is still standing there with his arms crossed and shouts madly): "C-O-T-T-O-N!"
MOE to LARRY: (As Moe is now looking at Larry in a very mad state as he shouts madly to Larry): "C-O-T-T-O-N, come on C-O-T-T-O-N!"
LARRY to SHEMP and MOE: (As he is shouting at them in a very mad state says): "C-O-T-T-O-N!"
Larry is now slightly struggling with getting the 'C-O-T-T-O-N'. Larry has now gotten it and has hit Moe hard in the face with it.
SHEMP to MOE: (As Shemp is standing there really mad and madly shouts to Moe): "Come on, 'C-O-T-T-O-N'."
Moe has now madly hit Shemp in the face with the 'C-O-T-T-O-N.'
Shemp has now removed the 'C-O-T-T-O-N' from his face and has thrown it away as we now see it returning and hitting Shemp in the as Shemp is now catching it.
Shemp has now applied the 'C-O-T-T-O-N' into their concoction and Moe is happily mixing it in as Larry is standing there watching in a state of worry.
MOE to LARRY: (As Moe is standing there and mischievously pounding in the 'C-O-T-T-O-N' into their formula shouts to Larry): "M-I-X-E-R!"
LARRY to MOE: (As Larry is happily responding to Moe): "M-I-X-E-R!"
We now see Shemp putting some caps back on the bottles of ingredients they were using as Moe is looking at Larry and still mixing their formula.
LARRY to MOE: (As Larry is now holding a knee length rubber boot says to Moe in a state of mischief): "Here's the 'M-I-X-E-R'!
MOE to LARRY: (As Shemp and Moe are carrying the formula over to Larry says): "Comin' up!"
MOE to SHEMP and LARRY: (Shemp and Larry are holding the 'M-I-X-E-R-' as Moe is happily pouring in the concoction): "Okay!"
As Moe is shaking the 'M-I-X-E-R' he has now hit Shemp hard in the face, and then Larry in his face.
MOE to SHEMP: (As Moe is now giving Shemp an apologetic look and says to Shemp in an apologetic tone of voice): "Pardon me!"
MOE to LARRY: (As Moe is still shaking the 'M-I-X-E-R' says apologetically): "Excuse me."
As Shemp and Larry are rubbing their faces in pain and Moe is mischievously shaking the formula, they all now have looks of dazement on their faces and the mixture is now popping, sparking, and crackling loudly and wildly.
MOE to LARRY: (As Moe has now set down the boot and gives Larry a look of wonder says): "It's generating!"
Shemp, Larry, and Moe are now looking at the 'M-I-X-E-R' in a state of scaredness as is it popping and exploding wildly. They have now jumped back twice but are now doing a Congo style of a dance to the rhythm of the popping, crackling, and sparking wild mixture.
MOE to SHEMP and LARRY: (After they have done several dance steps is now hitting Shemp and Larry with his elbows and is shouting madly): "Hey, hey, break it up!"
MOE to SHEMP and LARRY: (As Shemp and Larry are standing there scared and Moe is approaching the wild boot gingerly says): "I better give it some air."
Moe, Larry, and Shemp are now approaching the wild mixture with pre-caution and have scared looks on their faces. Moe has now opened 'T-H-E M-I-X-E-R' and their formula is now out of control as it is sparking, flaming, and burning wildly. Larry, Shemp, and Moe have now jumped back in a full state of fright and panic.
We now see Shemp running over to a shelf and is picking up a glass of water and is taking a drink as Larry and Moe are standing there horrified panic.
MOE to SHEMP: (As Moe has a look of panic on his face shouts to Shemp with panic in his voice about the water): "On the fire!"
MOE to SHEMP: (As Moe is taking the glass from Shemp and is yelling at Shemp madly and has now hit Shemp hard in his stomach madly as Moe is now taking a drink himself says): "Give me that!"
SHEMP to MOE: (As Shemp is standing there with a look of horrified pain on his face says): "Hey!"
Larry is standing there with a really scared look on his face as Moe has now spit water on Shemp as Shemp has socked Moe in his stomach.
MOE to SHEMP: (As Moe is now beyond Mad at Shemp is shouting to him): "What's the matter with you?"
SHEMP to MOE: (As Shemp is giving Moe a really mad look and is wiping water off of his face as he is now in the process of taking another drink of water): "Cut it out will ya?"
LARRY to SHEMP: (As Larry has a really outrageous look of panic on his face and is shouting to Shemp in a panicking tone of voice): "Come on, hurry up!"
We now see Larry and Moe standing there in panic as Shemp is now taking mouthfuls of water and is spitting them onto the wildly burning boot.
LARRY to SHEMP: (Really panicking out as Shemp has now poured the entire glass of water on the burning mixture): "M-O-R-E!"
SHEMP to LARRY and MOE: (As they all are standing there horrified beyond no end as Shemp is now getting a large bottle of water and some cotton says): "I'll get it!"
MOE to SHEMP: (As Moe is shouting to him in a total state of panic): "More H2O!"
Shemp has now thrown the water and cotton onto the burning formula. As Shemp, Moe, and Larry are standing there looking at it still scared.
SHEMP to MOE: (Also in a full blown state of panic says): "I got it!"
SHEMP to LARRY and MOE: (As Shemp has a look of worry on his face and is spreading his arms to keep Moe and Larry back says): "I think it is out fellas, hold everything, I'll take a look!"
Shemp is now approaching the boot and is opening it up as Moe and Larry are standing behind Shemp in a state of worry.
SHEMP to the BOOT: (As Shemp is now pulling a sticky and gooey piece of cotton from his face that boot shot to him): "Double-crosser!"
Moe and Larry are now looking at Shemp with looks on hurt on their faces as Shemp is now looking down the boot and is getting hit in the face with a black, gooping, tar like consistency blob of paste. Shemp is now walking away slightly staggering from being blinded by the black blob.
MOE to LARRY: (As Moe now has a look of meaness on his face as he is now attacking the wild boot and is grabbing it quickly): "Wait a minute, I'll get it, I'll strangle it!"
LARRY to MOE: (As Larry is now helping Moe grab the boot with a panicked look on his face says): "Watch it, watch it!"
Moe and Larry are now fighting with the boot like a fish that is on a line and is struggling wildy to get free.
SHEMP: (In general conversation): "I wonder where that towel is, I left one here some place."
Shemp is now walking with his hand against some support poles on a chemicals shelf as his looking for a towel to wipe his face off with. As Shemp is now getting a towel blindly, has now spilled, (unknown to him, a large box of 'Jumbo Mexican Jumping Beans') into the mortar.
Shemp is now wiping his face off and is primping up a bit as the beans are now jumping wildly in the mortar and on the counter top. Shemp is now happily primping humself up as his towel is now jumping wildly across the counter from the jumping beans, (unkown to Shemp).
Shemp is now totally spruced up as Larry and Moe are approaching him, and none of them have any recollection about the jumping beans.
MOE to SHEMP: (As Larry is now helping Moe with the boot as Moe says): "Move that thing over!"
SHEMP to MOE: (As Shemp is now moving over the mortar is mumbling to Moe): "All right!"
Moe now has the boot by himself as Larry and Shemp are watching Moe as Moe is now pouring some water into the boot.
MOE to SHEMP and LARRY: (As Moe is pouring some water into their crazy mixture and then is pouring it into the mortar): "There we are."
We now see Shemp, Larry, and Moe looking at their mixture in a state of happiness and success as it is jumping wildly in the mortar, (from the jumping beans that they no nothing about).
LARRY to MOE and SHEMP: (As Larry is shouting in full happiness): "Oh, boy, what energy, it's full of life."
MOE to LARRY and SHEMP: (As Moe is now taking a spoonful of it says happily): "Isn't that wonderful!"
MOE to SHEMP and LARRY: (As Moe now has a spoonful of the concoction and is looking at Shemp in a full state of wicked mischief with a wicked look on his face says): "Now, all we have to do is to get somebody to try it, who's gonna try it?"
We now see Shemp looking at Larry with a look of dismay as Larry is looking back with a look of scaredness and not me on his face.
SHEMP to MOE: (As Shemp is looking at Moe and is pointing to himself in a state of panic says): "Wait a minute fellas not me!"
We now see Larry with a fork in his hand and is showing ot to Moe in a state of mischief as Shemp now knows nothing about the fork.
MOE to SHEMP: (In a very carrying and mischievous tone of voice): "Okay, okay, forgive me."
Larry is now mischievously poking Shemp in his backside. As Shemp is now yelling loudly 'ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow,' in pain. Moe is now holding Shemp's nose and is putting the mixture into Shemp's mouth, and is patting Shemp on his throat to help him swallow their serum.
We now see Shemp with a look of pain on his face as Shemp is now feeling the effects of their jumping bean mixture. Shemp is now jumping around and saying in worry, ta, ta, ta, ta, eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb, ta, ta, ta, ta, eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb, eeb.'
SHEMP to LARRY and MOE: (As Shemp is now in a state of panic as he is jumping wildly and out of control says): "Somethins' got me!"
Larry and Moe are now looking at Shemp in a state of worry as Shemp is now jumping around and saying in a state of panic, 'eeb, eeb, ta, ta, bumb, eeb, ceb, eeb'.
Shemp is now jumping wildly and out of control from the jumping bean concoction into the main sales area of the store.
LARRY to MOE: (In a full state of worry and panic says): "Somethins' wrong."
MOE to LARRY: (Also in a full state of worry and panic says): "We'll have to try it again!"
We now see Moe and Larry following after the jumping Shemp in total worry.
Shemp is now out in the main sales area and is jumping up and dowm out of his control in panic and is saying, 'ub, ub, ub, ub, ub, ub, ub, ub, ub, ub,ub, ub,' as Larry and Moe are looking at Shemp in a state of worry and helplessness.
SHEMP to MOE and LARRY: (As Shemp is still jumping up and down in panic is yelling): "Moe help me, help me, Larry, help me, help me!"
Moe and Larry are now running over to Shemp in worry as they are now grabbing Shemp and are holding him down.
MOE to SHEMP: (As both Larry and Moe are helpfully holding Shemp down as Moe is saying to Shemp in a very carrying tone of voice): "Okay, okay, we gotcha!"
LARRY to SHEMP: (In a carrying tone of voice says): "All right?"
SHEMP to MOE and LARRY: (As Moe and Larry are holding onto Shemp and Shemp is saying a low mischievous tone of voice): "Yeah, I'm fine."
Just as you think all's well with the world and everything is now back to normal we now see all three of them jumping out of control and yelling, 'ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow, ooow'.
We now see the "THREE HAPPY SCIENTISTS" back at the drawing board re-working their Youth Serum. Larry is standing there getting some chemicals from the shelf, Shemp is happily and busy at mixing at the mortar, while Moe is happily pouring some pills into his hand.
MOE to SHEMP and LARRY: (As Moe has now happily tossed a few tablets into the their formula says): "E-E-N-G-I-N-Z-O-E-M-E-N!"
LARRY to SHEMP and Moe: (As Larry now has a mischievous and happy look on his face as he has now poured in a liberal portion of a liquid and says): "A-N-A-C-A-N-A-P-A-N-A-S-A-N!"
We now see Shemp, Larry, and Moe looking happily at the 'New And Improved Youth Serum'.
LARRY to MOE and SHEMP: (As all three of them are standing there smiling gleefully at their accomplishment): "Oh, boy, this time I'm sure we got it!"
SHEMP to LARRY and MOE: (As Shemp is standing there smiling gleefully with his hands on the pestle as so is Larry and Moe and Shemp says): "Righto!"
MOE to SHEMP and LARRY: (As Moe has a happy look on his face and is waving a finger and is saying in a philosophical sounding voice): "And remove the pestle, and release the "Fountain Of Youth!""
SHEMP to LARRY and MOE: (As Shemp is now struggling to remove the pestle as Moe and Larry are watching in excitment as Shemp says): "Right!"
As Shemp is now struggling with the pestle as Moe and Larry are now watching, Moe and Larry are now getting hit hard in their kissers with Shemp's elbows twice.
SHEMP to LARRY and MOE: (As Shemp has now given up at trying to remove the pestle says): "It's stuck."
MOE to SHEMP: (As Moe is grabbing Shemp and putting him on his other side says to Shemp in a state of madness): "Ah, step aside nitwit, hold the mortar."
Larry and Shemp both now holding the mortar as Moe has successfully removed the pestle and has hit Shemp hard in his kisser with it. Shemp is now yelling loudly in pain as he is rubbing his sore head.
MOE to SHEMP and LARRY: (As we see them standing there with mischievous looks on their faces as Moe is holding the pestle with the blac, gooey, tar like substance dripping off it says): "We're ready to try it!"
We now see Moe and Larry looking at Shemp with devilment on their faces as Shemp is now holding a roll of bandage tape and has his hand over his mouth.
SHEMP to LARRY and MOE: (In a state of scaredness says): "Ooh, I refuse to be the Guinea Pig again!"
MOE to SHEMP: (As Moe is looking at Shemp with a very carrying look on his face says): "Okay, kid, okay, all you have to do is smell it!"
We now see Moe winking at Larry in a state of mischief as Larry is mischievously taking a spoonful of the serum while Shemp is taking pre-cautions and is covering his mouth with the bandage tape.
Larry now has a spoonful of the mixture as Moe and Larry flinch back a bit as they have now noticed Shemp with his bandaged mouth.
We now see Moe looking at Shemp as Moe is laughing mischievously at Shemp and has pulled the tape off of Shemp's mouth as we now see Shemp standing there with a really hurtful look on his face and is yelling out in pain, 'oow, oow, oow, oow, oow, oow,' and is rubbing his face in hurt.
Moe now has the spoonful of serum in his hand as Larry is standing behind Moe in a state of wonder as they are watching Shemp duck for cover under their work station. We now see Shemp coming up in a state of happiness as he is now wearing a beekeepers helmet.
MOE to SHEMP: (As Moe is laughing mischievously to Shemp as Larry is also standing there in a state of mischief): "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, all right, we'll call Mrs. Flint."
Larry and Moe are now walking away in a state of madness as Shemp is now removing his beekeepers helmet in happiness.
We now see Moe, Larry, and Shemp going to the door where Mrs. Flint is staying.
MOE, LARRY, and SHEMP to MRS. FLINT: (As Moe is holding the spoonful of Youth Serum and they are saying in a sing-song style of voice): SHEMP: "Oh, Mrs. Flint. MOE: "Flint" LARRY: "Flint."
We now see old Mrs. Flint slowly hobbling in slightly shaking from old age on her cane as she is now approaching Shemp, Larry, and Moe.
MOE to MRS. FLINT: (As Moe still has the spoonful of Youth Serum says to her in a mischievous tone of voice): "Open your mouth!"
LARRY to MRS. FLINT: (As he is also standing there in a mischievous manner says): "And close your eyes!"
SHEMP to MRS. FLINT: (Also in a mischievous manner says): "We're gonna give you a big surprise!"
MRS. FLINT to SHEMP, LARRY, and MOE: (She is a little bit reluctant at first but does what the ask says): "Ah, ah, well, all right!"
We now see Mrs. Flint taking the spoonful of serum from Moe.
Mrs. Flint is now feeling the affects of the serum as she had a look of hurt on her face and is saying, 'brup, bip, be, be, beeb, beeb, beeb, beeb, beeb, beeb, beeb, beeb, beeb, beeb, beeb, beeb, arff, arff, arff, arff, arff, arff'!
As Mrs. Flint was going through the effects of what the serum was doing to her we see Moe, Shemp, and Larry standing there looking at her and each other with dazed and worried looks on their faces.
MRS. FLINT to SHEMP, MOE, and LARRY: (As she is feeling the effects of the Youth Serum and has a dazed look on her face says in a tone of voice that starts off as a shakey old lady and then turns into a youg ladies tone of voice): "I haven't felt like this, since, hee, hee, hee, hee, goodness know when, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee!
All the while that Mrs. Flint was going through the feeling of the effects of the Youth Serum we see Larry, Moe, and Shemp standing there looking at her in states of worry.
The Youth Serum has turned out to be a total success. We saw Mrs. Flint transform from a bent over, shaking old lady using a cane to support herself into a beautiful looking georgeous young lady.
MRS. FLINT to SHEMP, MOE, and LARRY: (As she is now the young and beautiful and greatly improved Mrs. Flint as she is standing there with a beautiful smile on her face says): "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I feel giddy, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I actually feel young!"
We now see Moe, Shemp, and Larry standing there looking at the positive results of their Youth Serum as they are looking in amazement at now beautiful, young, and wonderfully improved Mrs. Flint.
MOE to MRS. FLINT: (As he is standing there in total awe and looking at her happily): "You said it!"
Larry has now whistled at her in a happy flirtatious type manner while Shemp is now barking at her and smiling in glee at what he is seeing. Moe and Larry are now grabbing Shemp to calm him down.
MOE to SHEMP: (As both Larry and Moe are now holding the excited Shemp. Moe says to him in a serious manner): "Hey, hey, hey, hey, spread out!"
MOE to MRS. FLINT: (As Moe is taking her by her arm in happiness as Moe now has a smile of glee on his face): "Come right over here and look!"
We now see Mrs. Flint looking at herself in a mirror as she is now thoroughly happy at what she sees and has a look of happy, amazement on her face, as she is rubbing her face and is totally happy and thankful for what Shemp, Larry, and Moe has done for her.
MOE to SHEMP and LARRY: (As they are standing there really happy and amazed at the success of their Youth Serum Moe says): "If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I'd never believe it!"
We now see Shemp and Larry rubbing their eyes and blinking fastly and looking again at Mrs. Flint to see if what they saw was right, a beautiful, georgeous, young Mrs. Flint and they saw correctly.
MRS. FLINT to SHEMP, MOE, and LARRY: (As she has a gleeful look on her face and is shouting in a happy tone of voice says): "I'm young again, ya-hoo, hey!"
We now see Mrs. Flint in a thorough state of happiness as she is smiling from ear to ear as she is transforming herself from a shakey old lady to a beautiful young georgeous young lady as she has now thrown her cane away, is removing her old lady style of a jacket, and lace tie with an ugly old lady cameo pin on it plus she is now tearing her old lady floor length gown into a younger lady style of a knee length dress.
All the while that Mrs. Flint was transforming herself from a rickety old lady to a beautiful young lady we see Shemp, Moe, and Larry standing there all excited and happy.
Moe was standing there rubbing his hands in joy and had 'goo-goo' style eyes and was saying, 'woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo'. Shemp was standing there puffing his lips and shaking his fists in total glee as he is smiling sweetly at her. Larry is shuffling to and fro as he is shaking his fists in glee and has a really happy and gleeful look on his face and is giving her 'goo-goo' eyes as he is saying, 'Oh, boy'!
We now see the young and beautiful Mrs. Flint dancing and singing in delight at her transformation, while Shemp, Moe, and Larry are now smiling happily as the are also dancing around in delight.
LARRY to MOE, SHEMP, and MRS. FLINT: (As Larry is now in a full state of glee says): "She's georgeous, may I have this dance?" (Larry is now skipping up to Mrs. Flint in delight).
MRS. FLINT to LARRY: (As she is still smiling and dancing around in total delight): "Yes!"
We now see Larry happily waltzing with Mrs. Flint as Shemp and Moe are fluttering around and waltzing also in total delight and joy. As Shemp, Moe, Larry, and Mrs. Flint are waltzing in delight we now see Larry giving Shemp a hard kick in his backside. Shemp is now walking up to Larry in a state of madness as Moe has now stopped Shemp.
MOE to SHEMP: (As Moe has a look of madness on his face as he is holding Shemp back): "Wait a minute!"
Moe is now approaching the happily dancing and singing Larry and Mrs. Flint.
MOE to LARRY: (As Moe has now tapped Larry on his shoulder and says to Larry in a serious tone of voice as Larry has now given Moe a mad look and shakes his fist at Moe in madness): "Do you mind if I cut in?"
Moe is now happily waltzing with the 'New Mrs. Flint' as Shemp is standing there dancing in place and is conducting the singing, humming.
Moe has now left Mrs. Flint and is now looking at Shemp in dazement as Mrs. Flint is now standing by Larry smiling from ear to ear in happiness.
SHEMP to MOE: (As Shemp is now looking at Moe in a total state of mischief as he has his arms spread and Shemp says to Moe): "Do you mind if I cut in?"
MOE to SHEMP: (In a very serious and happy tone of voice says): "No!"
We now see Mrs. Flint standing there smiling as Larry is looking at them in dazement as Shemp is now happily and mischievously waltzing with Moe.
MOE to SHEMP: (As Moe is waltzing with Shemp in a happy manner says): "You're not a bad dancer!"
SHEMP to MOE: (As they are still happily waltzing with one another): "I'm from Missouri, the Waltz State!"
We are now back in the main sales area of the store where we see the old crotchety Mr. Flint walking into the store at a mad and fast pace. He is now pounding on the main sales counter madly with his cane.
MR. FLINT: (Shouting loudly into the main sales area of the store in a total state of madness): "Where are those scallywags at?"
We now see 'The New Mrs. Flint' entering into the main area of the store in total madness.
SERENA to AMOS: (As she is now approaching him as the 'New and Beautiful Mrs. Amos Flint' and is shouting at him madly): "What's all the racket, Amos?"
MR. FLINT: (In a full blown state of madness): "Why I?......"
We now see Shemp, Larry, and Moe coming out to the main area of the store with looks of madness on their faces at Mr. Flint. Mr. Flint is now waving his cane in madness as he is holding onto his hat and jumps back and flinches as he now sees his old hag of a wife now as a beautiful young lady.
AMOS to SERENA: (As he is looking at her in a state of dazement and has a perplexed sounding voice says): "Serena, what, Serena, you're young and beautiful, well how did you do it?"
We now see Serena standing there with one hand on her waist and the other one on her head as she in slowly pivoting around showing Amos in pride the 'Very New and Well Improved self. Shemp, Larry, and Moe are also standing there with looks of pride on their faces.
MOE to MR. AMOS FLINT: (As Moe is pointing at himself in pride and says to Mr. Flint in a full state of pride): "We, discovered the 'Fountain Of Youth', we can make old people young!"
We now see Moe, Shemp, and Larry looking at Mrs. Flint in a state of pride as she is happily and proudly standing there looking at her husband.
We now see Amos grabbing Moe in a state of panic as he is pleading with Moe in a panicking tone of voice.
MR. FLINT to MOE: (In a full blown state of pleading panic says): "Ah, make me young, make me young, I'll, I'll, give you the store for nothing. I've got a deed right here in my pocket, I'll sign it right over to ya!"
We now see Shemp, Larry, and Moe looking at Mr. Flint in total states of glee as Mr. Flint is now taking out the deed and is happily and pleadingfully signing it as a trade for Moe, Shemp, and Larry to make him young.
MOE to MR. FLINT: (Moe is now toally happy with the agreement as he is saying happily to Mr. Flint): "That's fare enough, get busy boys!"
We now see Moe waving his hand at Shemp and Larry in delight as Moe is now in a full state of happiness as he is watching Mr. Flint sign their store back over to them as an exchange for making him young.
MR. FLINT to MOE: (In a happy state as he has now handed Moe the store deed): "Here!"
MOE to MR. FLINT: (As Moe is now taking the deed says in a total state of happy mischief): "Thanks!"
We now see Shemp and Larry standing at the restaurant sales bar busily getting ready to make Mr. Flint young. Moe is now sitting Mr. Flint down in a chair as Shemp and Larry are still busy at work.
MOE to MR. FLINT: (As Moe is now happily sitting down Mr. Flint says in a happy tone of voice): "Sit right down, Mr. Flint, right there, take off your hat. Lean back now, okay, open your mouth, track clear!"
Moe is looking down Mr. Flint's throat with a miniature-sized spy glass.
SHEMP to MOE: (As he is handing Moe a device says mischievously): "Fun-nell!"
Moe has now taken the fun-nell from Shemp and is looking down Mr. Flint's throat with the it using the large part of it pointing at Mr. Flint.
MOE to SHEMP and LARRY: (As Moe is now in a serious state says): "Full clear!"
Moe is now inserting the 'fun-nell' into Mr. Flint's mouth using the smaller part of the fun-nell as we now see Larry picking up a 'Lee-mon' and Shemp is picking up the 'Lee-mon' squeezer.
SHEMP to MOE: (In a happy but yet mischievous state says): "Lee-mon!"
MOE to SHEMP: (In a happy and professional like manner as Larry is tossing it into the squeezer): "Lee-mon, on deck!"
We now see Shemp, Larry, and Moe setting up a production line as they are now administering the different ingredients to Mr. Flint.
SHEMP to MOE: (As Shemp is now happily handing Moe a bottle says): "Spices!"
MOE to SHEMP: (As Moe is now happily busy at his work says back to Shemp in agreement): "Spices!"
We now see Moe in a full blown state of happy mischief as he has now poured through the fun-nell into Mr. Flint's throat a full jar of table salt.
MOE to SHEMP and LARRY: (As he is mischievously pouring the table salt down Mr. Flint's throat says): "Come up spice, oohay, spice!"
MOE to SHEMP and LARRY: (As Moe is now having fun with Mr. Flint and giving Mr. Flint all of the different ingredients says): "Gouger!"
We now see Moe happily taking the handle portion of a small-sized plunger and is sticking it down the fun-nell and is mixing the ingredients up inside of Mr. Flint.
We now see Shemp and Larry with looks of determination on their faces as Larry is busily peeling an onion and is handing it ovet to Shemp who has now put it into a squeezer.
SHEMP to MOE: (As Shemp has now handed Moe the onion in the squeezer says happily): "Onion!"
MOE to SHEMP: (In a full blown state of mischief as he is taking the squeezer from Shemp says): "Onion!"
We now see poor Mr. Flint sitting there patiently as all of this shenanigans is taking place as Moe has now squeezed the onion juice into him throught the fun-nell.
LARRY to SHEMP and MOE: (As he has a happy but yet mischievous look on his face as he is handing it to Shemp says): "Cackle Fruit!"
SHEMP to MOE: (As Shemp has now handed it to Moe in a happy state says): "Cackle Fruit!"
MOE to SHEMP and LARRY: (As Moe is accepting it from Shemp and is having a ball says miechievously as he is cracking it into Mr. Flint's fun-nell): "Cackle Fruit!"
LARRY to SHEMP: (As Larry is now mischievously and happily handing Shemp a large bottle of seltzer water says): "Chaser!"
SHEMP to MOE: (As he is having the time of his life and is happily handing Moe the large-sized bottle of seltzer water says): "Chaser!"
MOE to SHEMP and LARRY: (As Moe is now happily accepting the large bottle of seltzer water from Shemp and is squirting a small portion of it down the fun-nell says): "Chaser!"
We now see Larry with a huge grin on his face as well as Shemp and Moe as they are totally having fun with Mr. Flint.
LARRY to SHEMP: (As Larry is now happily handing Shemp a stick says): "Ram Rod!"
SHEMP to MOE: (As Shemp is now mischievously handing Moe the stick says): "Ram Rod."""
MOE to SHEMP and LARRY: (As Moe is now mischievously accepting the stick and is inserting it down the fun-nell says): "Ram Rod!"
Moe was busy shoving the ram rod down Mr. Flint's fun-nell to make sure all the previous ingredietns were inserted okay as poor Mr. Flint is sitting there slightly twitching in pain from all of the shenanigans that has been taking place.
We now see Larry and Shemp with looks of dazement on their faces as they are now picking up the Mixer.".'
LARRY to SHEMP: (As Larry is now having fun and is mischievously handing Shemp a large-sized bathroom plunger says): "Mixer!"
SHEMP to MOE: (As Shemp is also having fun as he is mischievously handing Moe the large bathroom plunger says): "Mixer.""
MOE to SHEMP and LARRY: (As Moe is now accepting the plunger from Shemp and is mischievously plunging Mr. Flint's mouth says): "M-I-X-E-R!"
As Moe was busy 'mixing' the ingredients Shemp was watching Moe in a state of dazement.
We now see the poor battered Mr. Fling sitting up in a state of pain from all of the different shenanigans that was performed on him. Moe is standing by Mr. Flint and is holding his arm in care as we now see Mr. Flint jumping up and gasping for air and is saying, 'Huuu, huuu, huuu, huuu, huuu!' as we hear fire crackers exploding in the background.
MR. FLINT to MOE: (As Mr. Flint is looking at Moe in a state of pain on his face and panic in his voice says): "Is that the treatment?"
MOE to MR. FLINT: (As Moe is looking at Mr. Flint with a mischievous look on his face and says to Mr. Flint in a tone of mischief in his voice): "No, that's only the preliminary examination!"
We now see Larry and Shemp running up to Moe and Mr. Flint happily with a humongous-sized syringe.
LARRY and SHEMP to MOE and MR. FLINT: (As they are now proudly running up with the humongous syringe says): "Fountain Of Youth!"
MOE to SHEMP and LARRY: (As Moe is proudly accepting the syringe says to them in agreement): "Fountain Of Youth!"
We now see Moe with the humongous syringe and a happy but yet mischievous look on his face as he is showing it to Mr. Flint. We also see Larry, Shemp, and Serena standing there with looks of wonderment on their faces as they are also looking at Moe and his humongous syringe.
MOE to MR. FLINT: (In a very proud manner says): "This, is our invention, open your mouth!"
We now see Mr. Flint opening his mouth as Moe is now injecting the serum into Mr. Flint as we see Larry standing there with a look of happy pride on his face as Shemp and Serena are watching in wonderment.
We now see Mr. Flint hiccupping a gasping for air as Serena, Shemp, Moe, and Larry are now watching them in a state of pain.
MR. FLINT to SHEMP, MOE, and LARRY: (As he is gasping for air and is hiccupping out of control says): "I feel funny, very funny, something's happening, 'Hee, hee, hee, woo, woo, woo, woo, hee, woo, hee, woo, hee.'
We now see Shemp, Moe, and Larry huddled together as they are talking together as they are talking amongst themselves as Serena is standing behind them with her hand cupped to her ear so she can be able to hear what Shemp, Larry, and Moe are nos disgussing.
As Shemp, Moe, and Larry have now gotten up from their huddly they are now looking at Mr. Flint in worry and have deep looks of panic on their faces as well as Mrs. Flint. Shemp, Larry, and Moe have now flinched in total state of worry and panic.
We now see Mr. Flint shuttering and saying, 'Brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr', as he has been given way too much of the serum and is now regressing from an old haggerdy man down to a little, tiny baby.
All the while that Mr. Flint is now experiencing the changes we see Shemp, Moe, Larry, and Mrs. Flint starring at him with looks of helplessness and panic.
MR. FLINT to SHEMP, MOE, and LARRY: (In a full blown state of panic as his still shrinking right before their eyes says): "You dirty three timers, I'll get you for this, if it takes me another sixty years!"
We now see the partially shrunken Mr. Flint take a gat out from inside of his pocket as Mrs. Flint is now running into the backroom in total panic as Shemp, Larry, and Moe are running in panic for their lives as they are being shot at by Mr. Flint through the main entrance way.
Moe, Shemp, and Larry are now yelling in total panic as they are being shot at by the wildly mad an irate Mr. Flint.
As Moe, Larry, and Shemp have now successfully ran for their lives, we now see Mr. Flint tripping over his large trousers cuff and is falling to the gorund as he has now regressed down to a baby and is crying and screaming and rubbing his eyes and stomping his feet in a fit of rage as he is sitting there on the floor.
Now that the dust has settled from Mr. Flint's horrible experience with the 'Fountain Of Youth Serum,' we now see Moe busy at hand straightening up some top stock as a man is now approaching the sales counter.
We now see Moe looking at the customer in fear as the customer is now happily chewing and blowing bubbles with his bubble gum.
MOE to the (Male) BUBBLE GUM CUSTOMER: (In a very professional manner as the Bubble Gum Customer is still merrily blowing his bubbles): "Yes sir, what can I do for you?"
(Male) BUBBLE GUM CUSTOMER to MOE: (As he responds to Moe in a happy but yet serious tone of voice as he is continuing blowing his bubbles): "I want some bubble gum!"
MOE to the (Male) BUBBLE GUM CUSTOMER: (As Moe has now nodded at him says to him in very professional like tone of voice): "Yes, sir!"
The Bubble Gum Customer has now blown a gigantic-sized bubble and has popped it as Moe is looking at him in a state of fear as Moe is reaching for the box of bubble gums balls.
The Bubble Gum Customer is very happily blowing his bubbles as Moe is in a state of fear. Moe has now opened the box of bubble gum and is extending to the customer.
MOE to the BUBBLE GUM CUSTOMER: (As Moe is now representing the open box of bubble gum to the customer says in fear): "There we are!"
We now see the customer meticulously taking out one at a time and is setting them on the counter for a total of two gum balls.
MOE to the (Male) BUBBLE GUM CUSTOMER: (In a professional but yet state of fear says): "That'll be five cents!"
The Bubble Gum Customer has nodded at Moe in agreement as he is taking a nickel out of his suit coat pocket and is handing it to Moe.
MOE to the (Male) BUBBLE GUM CUSTOMER: (As Moe has now taken the nickel and has dropped it into the bubble gum box says in a professional manner): "Thank you!"
As the Bubble Gum Customer was exiting he blew one last gigantic bubble as Moe was watching him in fear. As Moe was watching the customer he didn't realize that he has now set the open box of gum balls on top of two closed boxes of marshmallows.
We now hear the very happy young Mrs. Flint humming gleefully as Larry is standing there wiping down a counter and is nodding his head and smiling in a state of happiness.
We now see the very happy Mrs. Flint come walking into the main sales area proudly carrying a white cake with one huge white candle inserted into the middle of it.
Mrs. Flint is humming loudly in joy as she is now proudly setting the cake on to the counter.
LARRY to SHEMP and MOE: (As Larry is looking at the cake in a full state of happiness and is shouting to Shemp and Moe in total happiness): "Hey, fellas!"
Moe and Shemp have now run up to the serving counter as they all are looking at the cake in total glee and delight.
SHEMP to MOE, LARRY, and SERENA: (As Shemp is looking happily at the cake as well as Larry and Moe in a full state of happiness as Shemp says): "Oh boy, a sky rocket!"
MRS. FLINT to SHEMP, MOE, and LARRY: (As she is proudly standing behind her cake with a huge smile on her face says): "No, no, no, it's a cake I baked to celebrate my re-birth, how do you like it?"
MOE to MRS. FLINT: (As Moe is smiling happily and has pounded his hands together in excitment says): "Oh, that's terrific!"
LARRY to MRS. FLINT: (As Larry is now totally excited about the cake says): "Let's have a slice!"
We now see Larry with a knife in his hand as he is happily approaching the cake.
MRS. FLINT to LARRY: (As Mrs. Flint is now stopping Larry from slicing the cake says): "Oh no, it has to be decorated with marshmallows!"
SHEMP to MOE, LARRY, and MRS. FLINT: (As he is pointing at himself and says to them in glee): "I'll get the marshmallows!"
We now see Shemp running over to a top shelf on the other side of the store and is happily grabbing what he thinks is a box of 'M-A-R-S-H-M-A-L-L-O-W-S!", but instead turns out to be the open box of gum balls that Moe set up there by mistake.
Shemp is now rubbing his hands together as he is looking at the shelf and is mumbling to himself, 'marshmallows, marshmallows, oh, marshmallows, here's one that is open!"
Shemp is now happily walking back with his box of 'M-A-R-S-H-M-A-L-L-O-W-S' back to the still happily humming Mrs. Flint as Moe and Larry are looking at the cake in glee.
As Mrs. Flint was happily straightening the candle on her cake she has now sniffed the air.
MRS. FLINT to MOE and LARRY: (As she is now slightly panicking says as she is now running back into the backroom and into the kitchen): "Oh, heavens, my roast!"
MOE to MRS. FLINT: (As she is now smiling at Moe as she is running back to check the roast): "Don't worry, we'll drape the cake."
As Moe was talking to Mrs. Flint, Larry was busy snitching a taste of the icing.
LARRY to MOE: (In a state of mischief as Larry has now been caught by Moe says): "Taste?"
MOE to LARRY: (As Moe has a mad look on his face and says back to Larry as he is now taking Larry's hand and is smacking Larry in the face with the icing): "No thanks, you take it, get outta here!"
As Moe has now madly shoved Larry away we now see Shemp happily approaching the counter with his box of ' M-A-R-S-H-M-A-L-L-O-W-S'
SHEMP to MOE: (As Shemp has a serious look on his face as he is setting the 'M-A-R-S-H-M-A-L-L-O-W-S', (G-U-M B-A-L-L-S), down on the counter says): "Here's the 'M-A-R-S-H-M-A-L-L-O-W-S."
MOE to SHEMP: (As Moe is now in a slightly mad mood from Larry says): "All right!"
SHEMP to MOE: (As Shemp is looking at Moe mischievously asks Moe): "Does 'M-A-R-S-H-M-A-L-L-O-W-S' got pits?"
MOE to SHEMP: (As Moe is giving Shemp a mad look and is responding back to Shemp in a mad mood): "No, they're empty, like your skull, drape that cake, I'll bring the dishes."
SHEMP to MOE: (In a happy mood): "All right!"
We now see Moe exiting to get the dishes as Shemp is happily applying the 'M-A-R-S-H-M-A-L-L-O-W-S', (oops Gum Balls) to the cake." .
END OF SHORT:
We now see Mrs. Flint, Moe, Shemp, and Larry happily sitting down with the cake as they are making a toast with their forks as they are raising them into the air touching them together.
We now see Mrs. Fling taking a bite of the cady in a lady like manner as Shemp, Moe, and Larry are attacking the cake wildly.
LARRY: (As he has a look of mischief on his face as he is now starting to eat his cake says): "Oh, yeah!"
SHEMP and MOE: (As they are eating their cake very happily says): "All right!"
Mrs. Flint has now taken a bite of her cake very politely as Moe and Larr are shoveling in theirs. Shemp is now leaning forward as he is also shoveling in his cake.
We now see Shemp with a look of wonderment on his face as he is trying to be polite about the cake but really isn't enjoying it. Moe has a look of dismay on his face as he is looking at one of the 'M-A-R-S-H-M-A-L-L-O-W-S' and is trying to figure out what it is. Moe and Shemp are eating their cake slices with looks of dismay on their faces as they are trying to polite as they are now not liking it.
MOE to MRS. FLINT: (In a state of politeness says): "Pretty good."
MOE to SHEMP: (As Moe is now leaning over to Shemp and is whispering to him): "M-A-R-S-H-M-A-L-L-O-W-S' are a little stale."
SHEMP to MOE: (As Shemp is now mischievously leaning over to Moe and is whispering back at him): "We got 'em in fresh yesterday."
MOE to SHEMP: (As Moe is eating his cake and responds to Shemp nonchalantly): "Could be!"
We now see Larry, Moe, and Shemp eating their cakes slices with looks of dismay on their faces as they are not enjoying it like they thougt, due to the fact that the 'M-A-R-S-H-M-A-L-L-O-W-S' aren't 'M-A-R-S-H-M-A-L-L-O-W-S'.
We now see Larry with a horrified look on his face as he is now removing a lit candle from his mouth. Larry has now blown the candle out and was starting to set it down on the counter but instead he gave the candle a look of puzzlement as he has now decided to eat the candle.
MOE to SHEMP: (As Moe is now leaning over to Shemp and is whispering to Shemp mischievously): "This reminds me of filley of sole."
SHEMP to MOE: (As Shemp is eating his cake in dislike leans over and says back to Moe mischievously): "And heel!"
Shemp, Larry, and Moe are now being as polite as they can in front of Mrs. Flint about her cake as they are eating it in dislike.
Mrs. Flint has now looked at Larry to see what he thinks of it.
LARRY to MRS. FLINT: (In a total polite state asks her): "What do you call this cake?"
MRS. FLINT to LARRY: (In a very polite voice says to Larry with a look of happiness on her face): "Marshmallow Jumbo!"
Larry is now giving Mrs. Flint a polite look as he is now leaning over to Moe where we see Shemp and Moe with looks of madness on their faces about how horrible the cake is.
LARRY to MOE: (As Larry is leaning over to Moe and is whispering to Moe in a state of dislike mischief says): "It tastes more like 'Marshmallow Gumbo'.
We now see Shemp taking a hold of his nose and his chin as he is moving them up and down to help himself eat the cake better. Moe is now pounding himself hard on the head as he is also holding his nose and chin as he is moving them up and down to help himself be able to eat the cake better. Larry is now moving his lips back and forth to make his teeth work better to help himself also better eat the cake.
We are now on Shemp who has a look of wonderment on his face and is now coughing from swallowing a bite of cake wrong and is now blowing bubbles. We see Moe still eating his cake in dislike and has a mad look on his face as he is now blowing bubbles. We see Larry as he has a look of dismay on his face as he is still eating his cake and has now coughed as he is now blowing bubbles.
Shemp, Moe, and Larry now have looks of pain and panic on their faces as they are now blowing bubbles out of control.
We now see Mrs. Flint with a horrified look on her face as she is now joining in on the bubble blowing contest.
Shemp, Larry, Moe, and Mrs. Flint now are supporting looks of panic on their faces as they are now randomly blowing bubbles out of control.
We now see Shemp who is now blowing a gigantic bubble and is now popping it with his fork. Mrs. Flint has now got a worried look on her face as she has now blown several huge bubbles out of control.
CONCLUSION OF SHORT:
This short concludes where we see Shemp with a mischievous look on his face as he is putting his hand up to his mouth and is coughing slightly and trying not to blow any more bubbles. This has now caused Shemp to blow bubbles through his ears.
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