"MUSTY MUSKETEERS:"   SHEMP, LARRY, AND MOE:   REWORK OF:   "FIDDLERS THREE:"   SHEMP, LARRY, AND MOE:   MAY 06, 1948:

This short starts off with the following very wise and profound saying:

COLESLAW-VANIA

A small kingdom in ye old country
where ye men are men and ye
women are glad of it.

Moeth, Shempeth, and Larryeth are riding their mule Sue happily and jubilantly up to their fiancées house.

MOETH, SHEMPETH, and LARRYETH to SUETH:  (As they are now pulling up to a fence and are getting ready to disembark Sue are saying in a happy voice):  "Whoa Sue, whoa Sue!"

MOETH to SHEMPETH and LARRYETH:  (As Moeth is now off of Sue and is saying to them in a happy voice):  "Anchors away!"

We now see Moeth and Larryeth standing by Sue with looks of mischief on their faces as we see Shempeth still sitting on Sue as he is now tossing overboard a giant-sized boating anchor.  Moeth and Larryeth are now helping Shempeth off of Sue.

LARRYETH to SHEMPETH:  (As Larryeth is saying to him in a low and carrying voice):  "Let's go, come on!"

Moeth, Larryeth, and Shempeth are bent over each holding a bouquet of flowers with looks of glee on their faces as they are now skipping merrily up to their door singing their courting song.

"A CALLING WE DO COME:"   {START}:

"Ooooh, a calling we do come.
To woo our maidens fair.
We bring them flowers and wile away the hours.

SHEMPETH:  {SPOKEN}:  But get ye not in their hair."

"A CALLING WE DO COME:   {END}:

MOETH to SHEMPETH:  (As Shempeth wa saying the last line of the song with a look of mischief on his face as we now see Moeth reaching behind himself as he is now klonking Shempeth hare on his forehead):  "Quiet!"

We now see Moeth, Shempeth, and Larryeth looking to their sides with looks of devilsh love on their faces as they are now knocking on their door.  We now see Tillyeth, Millyeth, and Lillyeth answering the door with out them knowing about it as Moeth, Shempeth, and Larryeth are now knocking on their foreheads.

MOETH, SHEMPETH, and LARRYETH to TILLYETH, MILLYETH, and LILLYETH:  (As they have now noticed that they have hit them on their foreheads and have apologetic looks on their faces and are using apologetic voices as they are extending out their hands in apology):  "Ooooh, only a thousand pardons!"

We now Moeth hugging Tillyeth, {his sweetheart}, Shempeth is hugging Millyeth, {his sweetheart}, and Larryeth is hugging Lillyeth, {his sweetheart}.

TILLYETH, MILLYETH, and LILLYETH to MOETH, SHEMPETH, and LARRYETH:  (As they are now in a total state of happiness and are saying to them in a sweet and flirtatious, sing-song style of a voice as they are happily holding their flower bouquets):  "Ooooh; ooooh; ooooh; ooooh!"

We now see Tillyeth, Millyeth, and Lillyeth running from them in a teasing manner for them to come after them.  They are now looking at them with flirtatious looks on their faces.

We now see Moeth, Shempeth, and Larryeth with looks of mischievous love on their faces as they are now shuffling up to them on their toes doing a skip and shuffle style of a dance with sweet and insipid looks of love on their faces as Tillyeth, Millyeth, and Lillyeth are still using their sweet sing-song style of voice are saying gleefully, 'Ooooh; ooooh; ooooh; ooooh; ooooh; ooooh; ooooh; ooooh!"

MOETH to TILLYETH, MILLYETH, and LILLYETH:  (As he is looking at them with a look of love on his face as he is saying to them in a sweet and loving voice):  "Hold now, fair damsels, tis courting we come!"

We now see Tillyeth, Millyeth, and Lillyeth standing there with looks of flirtatious love on their faces as they are smiling sweetly and lovingly and batting their eyes at Moeth, Shempeth, and Larryeth.

TILLYETH, MILLYETH, and LILLYETH to MOETH, SHEMPETH, and LARRYETH:  (As they are standing there holding their flower bouquets and are saying in their sweet sing-song rhyming style of voice with looks of love on their faces as they are saying in unison and are still batting their eyes at them in pure love):  "In deed, in deed, tis courting we need!"

Moeth, Shempeth, and Larryeth are now getting down on their knees with their arms raised and looks of love on their faces as they are using loving tones of voices as they are now proposing to their sweethearts.

MOETH, SHEMPETH, and LARRYETH to TILLYETH, MILLYETH and LILLYETH:  (As they are now on their knees and are using a loving voice are asking them for their hands in marriage):  "Wouldth thee be my wife, and marry for life?"

TILLYETH, MILLYETH, and LILLYETH, to MOETH, SHEMPETH, and LARRYETH:  (As they are standing there with sweet looks of love on their faces as they are now giving them goo-goo eyes and are saying in their sing-song, rhyming voice as they are punching their fists at them):  "Zooks, that's real George!"

LARRYETH to MOETH and SHEMPETH:  (As they are now slapping hands together and are stomping their feet in glee and are using a really happy voice as he is now using fifty's slang and is happily saying):  "Dig, that crazy talk, man!"

SHEMPETH to MOETH and LARRYETH:  (As he has now slapped hands with Moeth and is dancing around and using a happy voice and is grinning from ear to ear also using fifty's slang):  "Give it to me, man!"

MOETH to SHEMPETH and LARRYETH:  (As he is now dancing around in circles on his knees and is waving a finger in the air and is saying gleefully in fifty's jargon):  "Well, truck it on down lad, that's what they said!"

We now see Moeth, Shempeth, and Larryeth now dancing in circles as they are doing a jig style of a dance as they are saying in joy.  "Hup, hup, hootsy, tootsy, wootsy, wootsy, "Hup, hup, hootsy, tootsy, wootsy, wootsy, "Hup, hup, hootsy, tootsy, wootsy, wootsy, "Hup, hup, hootsy, tootsy, wootsy, wootsy, "Hup, hup, hootsy, tootsy, wootsy, wootsy, "Hup, hup, hootsy, tootsy, wootsy, wootsy!"

MOETH to SHEMPETH and LARRYETH:  (As he is now approaching the really happily in love 'Hep Cats' and is saying to them in a happy voice with a serious look on his face):  "Wait, we must away to the King to ask permission to marry these loving damsels!"

We now see Moeth, Shempeth, and Larryeth now running in different directions and are now klonking their coconuts together.

MOETH to SHEMPETH and LARRYETH:  (As Shempeth and Larryeth are now standing there with looks of hurt on their faces as Moeth is now in a mad mood with a mad look on his face and is using a mad voice as he is now grabbing Shempeth and Larryeth by their bugles):  "Holdth, please, holdth thy!"

LARRYETH and SHEMPETH to MOETH:  (As they still have looks of hurt on their faces as they are shouting to Moeth in pain):  "Ooooh, ooooh, let go, let go!"

As Moeth was dragging Shempeth and Larryeth by their bugles to the Castle to ask the Kings permission to wed their sweethearts we now see Tillyeth, Millyeth, and Lillyeth standing there still holding their flower bouquets with looks of hurt and pain on their faces.

We are now inside of the dark, cold, dreary, haunted, eerie, damp, and spooky Castle where we see Old King Cole sitting on his throne, his daughter Princess Alicia sitting on his right side, Mergatroyd the Magician and Lancier the Captain of the Guard standing by the King's right side, the Royal Palace Jester is standing behind the King with a serious look on his face.  There are two guards running aimlessly around the Castle while two other guards are standing in a stearn manner at the front entrance way holding humongous-sized lances.

MOETH to SHEMPETH and LARRYETH:  (As they are now entering the Castle and are looking around it with looks of dazement on their faces as Moeth is saying to them in a mischievous voice):  "What a swell jointeth!"

ROYAL PALACE JESTER to OLD KING COLE:  (As the Palace Jester is now approaching the King in a serious state as he is now bowing down at him with respect and is saying):  "A marriage plea, your Majesty!"

MOETH to OLD KING COLE:  (As Moeth, Shempeth and Larryeth approaching Old King Cole and are bowing down to him in respect as Moeth is asking him in full respect):  "Your Royal Majesty, we pray permission to wed our sweethearts foreth with!"

SHEMPETH to OLD KING COLE:  (As he is standing there with a look of mischief on his face as he is saying in a full blown mischievous voice):  "If not foreth wither!"

We now see Moeth and Larryeth giving Shempeth a quick glance of madness.

OLD KING COLE to MOETH, SHEMPETH, and LARRYETH:  (As he is sitting on his throne with a gleeful look on his face as he is saying in a happy voice):  "Permission granted, but not until Princess Alicia has wed Prince Gallant of Rhododendron!"

We now see Mergatroyd the Magician and Lancier the Captain of the Guard standing there looking at on another with really evil and wicked looks on their faces about Princess Alicia's wedding.

LARRYETH to OLD KING COLE:  (As he along with Shempeth and Moeth are standing there looking at him with looks of hurt and dismay on their faces as Larryeth is asking him in a hurtful and begging voice):  "But, Sire, when will that beeth?"

OLD KING COLE to LARRYETH:  (As he is still sitting on his throne with a look of glee on his face as he is saying in happy tone of voice):  "When the flowers bloom in the Spring, Tra-la, haaah; haaah; haaah; haaah; haaah; haaah; haaah; haaah!"

We now see Larryeth looking at Moeth and Shempeth with a really big grin of happiness on his face as Moeth and Shempeth are also standing there with giant grins of happiness on their faces.

LARRYETH to OLD KING COLE:  (With a gleeful look on his face as he is saying in a really joyful voice as he is raising his arms happily):  "The Spring!"

MOETH to OLD KING COLE:  (As he is also standing there with a gleeful look on his face as he is also saying in a really joyful voice as he is also raising his hands in happiness):  "The Spring!"

SHEMPETH to OLD KING COLE:  (As he is now hystatically happy about marrying is now raising both of his hands in glee as he is now socking both Moeth and Larryeth in their faces and is saying in a state of happiness):  "Tra-La!"

MERGATROYD the MAGICIAN to LANCIER the CAPTAIN of the GUARD:  (As Mergatroyd is standing there looking at Lancier with a really ugly and wicked look on his face as he is saying to him in a mean and nasty voice):  Gad zooks, I planned to marry the Princess myself, and someday rule this Kingdom!"

LANCIER the CAPTAIN of the GUARD to MERGATROYD the MAGICIAN:  (As he is now looking bat at Mergatroyd with a really evil look on his face as he is whispering to Mergatroyd in an ugly voice):  "Well, why not your Grace?"

MERGATROYD the MAGICIAN to LANCIER the CAPTAIN of the GUARD:  (As Mergatroyd is now once again looking at Lancier with a really wicked look on his face and is stating to him in an evil voice):  "H-E-N-H!"

LANCIER the CAPTAIN of the GUARD to MERGATROYD the MAGICIAN:  (As he is now supporting a really wicked look on his face and is whispering back to him in a evil voice):  "My soldiers could always kidnap the Princess and bribe the King for her ransom!"

We now see Princess Alicia sitting on her chair with a pleading look on her face as we see a guard standing behind here and the King with a blank look on his face as Mergatroyd and Lancier are standing there looking at her with mean and wicked looks on their faces.

PRINCESS ALICIA to OLD KING COLE:  (As she is looking at him with a serious look on her face and is asking him in a begging voice):  "Father, I beg leave!"

OLD KING COLE to PRINCESS ALICIA:  (As se see her sitting there with a sweet smile on her face as he is saying to her in a serious voice):  "Granted!"

We now see Princess Alicia getting up to exit as Mergatroyd and Lancier are now bowing down to her in phoney respect.  Princess Alicia is now walking up a stairwell to he chambers as she is now being followed by Mergatroyd, Lancier and three Prison Guards.

MOETH, SHEMPETH, and LARRYETH to OLD KING COLE:  (As they are now approaching him in total states of happiness about being able to wed as they have now picked up cups of libations and are extending them to the King in joy and are saying in a gleeful voice):  "A toast to thee, Old Noble King, for giving us grant to wed in the Spring!"

We now see Moeth, Larryeth, and Shempeth standing there looking superbly happy as they are now clinking their cups together in happiness.  Shempeth has been a little tad to hard on his toasting as he is now breaking their cups as he is now sparying Moeth and Larryeth with their libations in their faces.

MOETH to SHEMPETH:  (As Moeth is looking at him with a mad look on his face and is saying to him in a mean voice as he is now socking Shempeth hard in the stomach):  "Thou are a Matzah-Head!"

Larryeth has now hit poor Shempeth hard on his forehead out of sheer madness.  After Moeth and Larryeth have now hit poor Shempeth he is now rubbing his forehead and stomach from pain.

SHEMPETH to MOETH and LARRYETH:  (As he now has a mad look on his face as he is showing them his fist in now saying in a mean voice):  "Seeth this!?"

We now see Moeth hitting Shempeth's fist causing Shempeth to hit himself hard on the top of his own head.

SHEMPETH to MOETH and LARRYETH:  (As he now has a really painful look on his face and is saying in a really painful and mischievous voice):  "Oucheth, oucheth!"

As Moeth, Shempeth, and Larryeth were having their 'fun' the Royal Palace Jester is now approaching the King in a horrible state of fear and panic.

ROYAL PALACE JESTER to OLD KING COLE:  (In a horrible state of fear and panic as he is saying in a panicking voice):  "Your Majesty, Princess Alicia has been abducted by some names I did not recognize!"

OLD KING COLE to the ROYAL PALACE JESTER:  (As he is sitting on his throne in a horrible state of panic as he is shouting to him in a panicking voice as he is pointing a finger at him):  "Call out the guard, notify the F. B. I.!"

ROYAL PALACE JESTER to OLD KING COLE:  (As he is bent over and looking at him with a gazed look on his face as he is saying in a gazed and questionable voice):  "F. B. I.!?"

OLD KING COLE to the ROYAL PALACE JESTER:  (As he is now sitting there with a mischief look on his face and is using a mischievous voice):  "Yes, Flannigan, Brannigan, and Iskovitch, detectives!"

We now see the Royal Palace Jester running off in panic to complete the King's wishes.  We see Moeth, Larryeth, and Shempeth standing there looking at the King with really hurtful looks on their faces.

OLD KING COLE to MOETH, SHEMPETH, and LARRYETH:  (As he is sitting on his throne with a hurtful look on his face as he is saying in a crying voice):  "Oh, woe is me!"

MOETH to SHEMPETH and LARRYETH:  (As they are now gathering in a huddle and Moeth is saying to them in a serious voice):  "Shempeth, Larryeth, we must rescue the Fair Princess or we cannot wed!"

OLD KING COLE to SHEMPETH, LARRYETH, and MOETH:  (As he is looking at them with a really mad and hurtful look on his face as he is saying in a really sad voice):  "In deed, in deed, but make thee haste!"

LARRYETH to MOETH and SHEMPETH:  (As he is looking at them with a serious look on his face as he is saying in a serious and carrying voice):  "To whas, to whas, we shall scour the countryside!"

MOETH to SHEMPETH and LARRYETH:  (As he is now standing there with a serious look on his face and is using a serious voice as he is putting up his hands and is stopping them states):  "Wait, our steedth is not shod, Sue has not a shoe!"

SHEMPETH to MOETH and LARRYETH:  (As he is standing there with a look of mischief on his face as he is pointing a finger at them and is stating in a mischievous voice):  "Then we will shoe Sue, for if Sue hath no shoe, a shoeing Sue we must do!"

We now see Larryeth cupping his hand to his mouth as he is saying "Da-da-da-da-da-da", like he is blowing a bugle in the sound of "CHARGE!"

MOETH to LARRYETH:  (As he has a serious but yet slightly mischievous look on his face as he is saying mischievously):  "They're off!"

We now see Moeth, Shempeth, and Larryeth bending over and pounding their thighs and stomping their feet and are trotting off like galloping horses in a race.  Moeth and Shempeth have now stepped aside in a state of mischief as we now see Larryeth running at full tilt and is hitting his head hard on the door.  Larryeth is now bouncing back in pain as he is now staggering to regain his balance.

MOETH to LARRYETH:  (As he is now helping Larryeth regain his balance and is saying to him in a low and mean voice):  "Quicketh!"

We now see Shempeth, Moeth, and Larryeth entering the Blacksmith's Shoppe to have Sue shoed.

MOETH:  (In a serious voice as he is shouting loudly):  "Blacksmith, blacksmith, blacksmith?"

SHEMPETH:  (As he is looking around the shoppe in mischief as he is shouting loudly in glee):  "Blacksmith, where art thou?"

MOETH to SHEMPETH:  (As Moeth is standing there in a state of wonderment says in a worried voice to Shempeth):  "Wait a minute!"

We now see Moeth holding a blackboard with the following letter written on it!"

Gone to rest
under the spreading
Chestnut tree.
      Will Idge
      Blacksmith

MOETH to SHEMPETH:  (As he has now tossed down the blackboard sign and is using a stearn and serious voice):  "Shempeth, get yohn bellows and keep the forge red hot, we'll shoe Sue ourselves!"

MOETH to LARRYETH:  (As Moeth is pointing a finger in the air and is saying in a stearn voice):  "Larryeth, stoke yohn fire, I'll help thee!"

Moeth and Larryeth have gone now and stoked the fires.

We are now on Shempeth as he is holding a bellows in his hand and is looking at it in dismay as he is now pumping it as the bellows are now saying:  'B.O. B.O. B.O.!'

SHEMPETH to the BELLOWS:  (As Shempeth has now taken a wiff of the pointe of the bellows and has a disgusted look on his face as he is saying to them mischievously):  "Shuuuush, your best friend should tell thee!"

We now see Shempeth filling the bellows with water as Moeth is bent over and blowing on the fire while Larryeth is standing by the fire and is feeding it more coals.

MOETH to SHEMPETH:  (As Moeth is still bent over blowing on the fire as he now takes a quick glimpse over at Shempeth and is saying seriously):  "Shaketh a leg with yohn bellows!"

MOETH to SHEMPETH:  (As he is now standing there with a tired look on his face as he is now hot from leaning over the fire says to Shempeth in a begging voice):  "Fanneth me, with the breeze from yohn bellows, less I suffocate from the heat!"

SHEMPETH to MOETH:  (As Shempeth is standing there with a really scared and panicking look on his face as he is saying in a panicking and apologetic voice):  "Nehy. but I cannot!"

MOETH to SHEMPETH:  (As he is standing there with a really mad look on his face as he is shouting madly):  "Pump, yohn bellows, varmit, pump!"

We now see Moeth standing there with his eyes shut and a serious look on his face as poor, scared Shempeth is standing there pumping his bellows in Moeth's face as Moeth now has a wet kisser.

SHEMPETH to MOETH:  (As Shempeth is looking at Moeth with a scared look on his face and is saying in an apologetic voice):  "Seeth!?"

MOETH to SHEMPETH:  (As Moeth is now wiping water from his face and is saying to Shempeth in a mad voice as he is grabbing the bellows from him):  "Giveth it to me!"

MOETH to SHEMPETH:  (As Moeth is saying to him madly and is getting ready to squirt Shempeth with the bellows):  "Thou art, a 'Lame-Brain'."

We now see Shempeth ducking out of the way as Larryeth is now being squirted in the kisser from water of the bellows.

LARRYETH to MOETH:  (As Larryeth has a look of madness and is shouting in a mad and carrying voice):  "Stopeth this nonsense, hath thou forgotten the Princess!?"

MOETH to LARRYETH:  (As he is now in a full blown state of madness as he in once again, {trying}, to squirt Larryeth with the bellows as nothing is coming out):  "Oh, buttoneth up thy lip."  {Here Moeth has pumped the bellows twice to squirt Larryeth's face but nothing happens}.

MOETH to LARRYETH and SHEMPETH:  (As he now has a dazed look on his face an is saying in a perplexed tone of voice as he has the bellows and is looking down the snoot of it):  "Strange, there was water just a second a go!"

We now see Moeth squirting himself in the face with the water from the bellows and Larryeth is standing there and Shempeth is sitting in chair are now laughing hysterically in delingt.  Moeth now takes the bellows and konks Larryeth hard on the top of his coconut with them.  We now see Larryeth crashing into a side wall and causing him to fall to the floor as we now see four horse shoes coming falling off the wall and hitting Larryeth in his coconut and konking him out cold and he has a spastic look on his face.

MOETH to SHEMPETH:  (As Moeth is saying to Shempeth in a really serious voice and a seriou look on his face):  "Make haste, and get some hot horse shoes from yohn forge, time marcheth on!"  

We now see Shempeth as he is now using a pick and is in the process of bringing Moeth some hot horse shoes.  As Moeth has now beaten a couple of horse shoes to the way he wants them.  Shempeth has now broughten over another red hot horse shoe.

MOETH to SHEMPETH:  (As Moeth has a look of wonderment on his face as he is saying to Shempeth in a determined voice):  "Take this hammer and beat the shoe!"

SHEMPETH to MOETH:  (As he is looking at Moeth with a hurtful look and is saying in a sad voice):  "Nehy, I have not the heart to beat an innocent shoe!"

MOETH to SHEMPETH:  (As Moeth has a mean look on his face and is using a mad voice as he is now hitting Shempeth on his coconut with the hammer):  "Thou art a 'Dumb-Cluck'!"

We now see Shempeth loosing his balance as he is now falling backwards on his backside on a pile of red hot horse shoes.  Shempeth now has a horrible look of pain on his face as he is yelling in a horrible state of pain, 'oooowh; oooowh; oooowh; oooowh; oooowh; oooowh; oooowh; oooowh; oooowh; oooowh,' as he is now sitting on the red hot horse shoes.  He is now in the process of jumping up and down and running around in circles frantically as he is now sitting down in a barrel of water, sizzling, cooling himself off as he now has a look of glee on his face as he is saying, 'aaaaah; aaaaah; aaaaah; aaaaah'.

Moeth is now taking a giant-sized pair of shoeing pliers and is pulling Shempeth out of the barrel of water with them.  {We now see the pattern of four horse shoes on Shempeth's backside of his trousers}.

MOETH to SHEMPETH:  (As he is in a serious state as he is now dishing out his ordures):  "You bringeth Sue forward!"

MOETH to LARRYETH:  (As Moeth is giving his ordures to Larryeth in a serious and mean manner):  "Larryeth, you helpeth him!"

Moeth is now in the process of cooling off a shoe as Larryeth and Shempeth are now getting Sue.

LARRYETH and SHEMPETH to SUETH:  (As they are now gently approaching her and are saying in kindness):  "That's it you silly girl, that silly girl, that's it!"

MOETH to SHEMPETH:  (As he is now in the process of putting nails in the horse shoe and is giving a quick glance at Shempeth says seriously):  "Shempeth, lift the mules foot and pass it to me!"

SHEMPETH to MOETH:  (As he has a look of mischief on his face and is using a mischievous voice):  "Okayeth!"

SHEMPETH to SUZYETH:  (As Shempeth is now bending over and trying to pick-up her leg is saying in a carrying voice):  "Suzy lift your leg now, come on Suzy lift your leg.  Don't be stubborn, come on Suzy, humph, lift your leg, Suzy!"

Shempeth is now in the process of lifting his leg as a demonstration for Suzy and Moeth is thinking it's Suzys leg is now in the process of applying the shor.  Shempeth now has a petrified look of pain on his face as he is now hopping around in circles and is screaming loudly in a panicking voice, 'Aaaah; aaaah; aaaah; aaaah; aaaah; ooooh; ooooh; ooooh; ooooh; ooooh; oooowh; oooowh; oooowh; oooowh; oooowh; hunha; hunha; hunha; hunha; hunha'!

MOETH to SHEMPETH:  (As Moeth is saying to the hopping in pain Shempeth with a mad look on his face and a mad voice):  "Idiot, thou hast made me shoe the wrong mule, hold still!"

MOETH to SHEMPETH:  (As we now see Moeth removing the shoe from the frantically hopping in pain Shempeth as he is still jumping around on one foot in pain and has a painful look on his face as Moeth is shouting at him madly as he is now removing the shoe):  "Hold still, hold still now!"

We now see Moeth with a really mad and determined look on his face as he is pulling hard the horse shoe nail from Shempeth's foot as poor Shempeth now once again has a really horrible look of pain on his face as he is jumping around in circles once again in pain yelling, 'oooowh; oooowh; oooowh; oooowh; oooowh; oooowh; oooowh; oooowh'!

SHEMPETH to MOETH:  (As he has now rubbed his foot to releave the pain and is shouting to Moeth in a mean and nasty voice):  "I think you didst that on purpose!"

MOETH to SHEMPETH:  (As he now has a really mean and nasty look on his face as he is shouting at Shempeth in a wicked voice):  "Quiet, seeth that?"

SHEMPETH to MOETH:  (As he is saying to Moeth in a mean voice as he is now slapping Moeth's hand):  "Yes!"

We now once again see Moeth taking his shoeing pliers and is hitting Shempeth hard on the top of his coconut with them.  Shempeth is now falling to the floor on one knee as he has a a really painful look on his face and is once again shouting profuciously in a state of pain, 'oooowh; oooowh; oooowh; oooowh; oooowh; yump; yump; yump; yump; yump; yoooowh; yoooowh; yoooowh; yoooowh; yoooowh; as he is now holding his sore foot and head and is now rubbing them from excruciationg pain.

Larryeth is now petting Sue as Moeth is now bending over and is trying to pick-up one of Sue's feet to apply a horse shoe to it.  We now hear Sueth braying loudly in a state of protest.

MOETH to SHEMPETH:  (As Moeth is now looking at him with a perplexed look on his face as he is saying to him in a determined voice):  "Leteth a man show you how to shoe Sue!"

We now see Larryeth kindly petting Suzy's head to keep her calmed down as Moeth is now trying to put a shoe on Sue as Sue is now in protest slapping Moeth thrice in his face with her tail. 

As Moeth was in the process of being slapped in the face by Suzy's tail is now looking at her tail in a horribly mean way and is saying in total disgust, 'hemph; hemph; hemph; hemph; hemph; hemph; hemph; hemph'.  Moeth has now been slapped hard thrice more by Sue's tail in utter protest about not wanting to be shoed.

MOETH to SUETH:  (As he is now living up to one of his own insults and to me it is 'EMPTY-SKULL' as he is now in a state of sheer madness as he is now saying to Sue as he has now tied a hammer to her tail):  "I will fix thee, wise-guy!  This hammer will hold thy tail down, yes sir, Smarty-Cat, now giveth me thy foot, giveth me!"

Here we go again, round-two as we now seeth Larryeth petting Sue's head to keep her calm as he is looking at Moeth with a mad look as Moeth is now once again trying to shoe Sue as Sue is once again totally disgusted at Moeth as she is now hitting Moeth hard in the face with her hammer cladened tail twice, causing Moeth to stagger wildly in pain and with a hurtful look on his face as his eyes are popping out of his head in pain as Shempeth is now grabbing the hurt Moeth to keep him from falling down again.

LARRYETH to MOETH:  (As he is now approaching him in a state of pain and care as he is shouting loudly):  "M-O-E-T-H!"

Sue is now beyond disgusted with all three of them as she has now swiftly kicked Moeth, Larryeth, and Shempeth hard in their backsides causing them to fall down a shoot and are falling hard on their heads and backs on a concrete floor in the lower quarters of the castle.

We are now in the lower quarters of the Castle where we now see Moeth, Larryeth, and Shempeth sitting up and shaking their heads in pain as they also have painful looks on their faces as they are now also in the process of rubbing their heads in pain as they are shouting, 'aaaawh; aaaawh; aaaawh; aaaawh; aaaawh; aaaaawh; aaaaawh; aaaawh; ooooh; ooooh; ooooh; ooooh; ooooh; ooooh; ooooh; ooooh'!

MOETH to SHEMPETH and LARRYETH:  (As they are now looking around their surroundings in a totally dazed out state):  "Where are we?"

LARRYETH to MOETH and SHEMPETH:  (As they are now standing up and staggering from pain as they are now regaining their balance):  "Whooha, let's get outta here!"

SHEMPETH to MOETH and LARRYETH:  (As they are now still in a state of worry with worried looks on their faces):  "Let's find out!"

We now see Shempeth, Larryeth, and Moeth running frantically in fear out of the lower portion of the Castle they are now thinking that they are now going outside but instead are now entering another lower room quarters as they have looks on panic and fear on their faces as they see the beautiful Princess Alicia in a chair gagged and hog-tied as we see Lancier the Captain of the Guard and three other guards sitting around a barrel laughing hysterically about kidnapping Princess Alicia as they are now in the process of getting 'plastered'!

LANCIER the CAPTAIN of the GUARDS to the OTHER THREE GUARDS:  (As he has a really wicked look on his face and is shouting at them in an evil voice):  "Quiet lads, quiet, we must listen for the signal bell, then we will push the Princess up the ladder into the Magicians box."

We now see Lancier the Captain of the Guards and the three other guards sitting there withevil and wicked looks on their faces as they are raising their libations cups in glee and are laughing haaa; haaa; haaa; haaa; haaa; haaa' in evil agreement as theyr are now totally plastered.

We now see Shempeth, Moeth, and Larryeth backing into the lower quarters that they just came from as they are quietly closing the door with really horrible looks of fear and panic on their faces about the abduction of the Princess Alicia.

MOETH to SHEMPETH and LARRYETH:  (As they re standing there with petrified looks of panic on their faces as Moeth is saying to them in a low and panicking voice):  "So they got the Princess, we gotta do something!"

LARRYETH to MOETH:  (As he is looking at Moeth in total fear and is using a panicking voice):  "Yeah, but they're heavily armed, and they out number us!"

SHEMPETH to MOETH and LARRYETH:  (As Shempeth is standing there with a really evil look on his face as he is using hand gestures to show that he is ripping them apart in madness as he is using a wicked voice):  "Let me at them.  I'll tear them from limb to limb, let me at them!"

MOETH to SHEMPETH:  (As Moeth is looking at him with a perplexed look on his face as he is asking Shempeth in a mean and questionable voice):  "Well, what's keepin' you?"

SHEMPETH to MOETH:  (As he is standing there looking at Moeth with a scared look on his face and is using a scared voice as he is pointing a finger at himself and is saying):  "Me!"

MOETH to SHEMPETH:  (As Moeth now has an evil look on his face and is saying in a mad voice as he has now smacked Shempeth hard on his face):  "Go on, think!"

We now see Shempeth, Moeth, and Larryeth standing there with dazed looks on their faces as they are now trying to think of a plan to rescue Princess Alicia.

We are now in the main chambres of the Castle where we see the King sitting on his throne as he has a dazed look on his face.  We also are seeing the evil and wicked Mergatroyd the Magician standing in front of the King with his magic magicians box.

MERGATROYD the MAGICIAN to OLD KING COLE:  (As the evil and wicked Mergatroyd is saying to the King in an evil voice):  "Then it is agreed, your Majesty, that if I recover the Princess Alicia, through my magic, I may have her hand in marriage?"

OLD KING COLE to MERGATROYD the MAGICIAN:  (As the King is sitting there with a really hurtful look on his face as he is saying in a sad and somewhat agreeable voice):  "Yes, yes, just bring back my daughter un-harmed!"

MERGATROYD the MAGICIAN to OLD KING COLE:  (As he is standing there with a look of devilment on his face and is saying in an evil voice as he is now fully opening his magic box):  "Your Majesty, will observe, that the box is quite empty.  {Here we see Mergatroyd slamming the box closed lightly}.  Now, then your Majesty, I will take my magic robe, and with the three magic words, 'Abra-cadabra; abra-cadabra; abra-cadabra, now then your Majesty!"

We now see Mergatroyd the Magician opening the magic box and we now see, {not Princess Alicia}, but the Magicians georgeous, beautiful assistant dressed in a scanty, one piece short set mad of mesh material and decorated with white pearls and different colours of sequences.  She is now smiling sweetly at the King as she has now winked at him sweetly and happily.  Old King Cole is sitting there with a really joyful smile on his face as we see his crown jumping off his head and spinning around and landing back on his head in happiness.

MERGATROYD the MAGICIAN to OLD KING COLE:  (As Mergatroyd still has an ugly look on his face and is using a wicked voice):  "Now, you Majesty, watch yohn box closely, and I will perform my magic.  I will take yohn Maiden and saw her in half.  {Here we see Mergatroyd now closing the box with the georgeous assistant inside):  And in her steed, will appear the Princess Alicia, completely un-harmed, observe!"

We now see Old King Cole sitting there watching Mergatroyd who has now taken his saw and has hit the floor with it.  The King was looking at Mergatroyd with a serious and perplexed look on his face as Megatroyd is now taking his magic saw and is in the process of sawing the beautiful assistant into two portions.  The georgeous assistant has now left the box through a door and is now going to the lower quarters of the castle.

We nw see Moeth, Shempeth, and Larryeth heavy in thought about how to rescue the Princess Alicia as Shempeth is now saying, 'heeebeeebeeeb, heeebeeebeeeb, heeebeeebeeeb, heeebeeebeeeb, heeebeeebeeeb, heeebeeebeeeb, heeebeeebeeeb, heeebeeebeeeb, heeebeeebeeeb, heeebeeebeeeb, as he is now thinking.

SHEMPETH to MOETH and LARRYETH:  (As he now has a happy look on his face as he has supposedly now come up with an idea):  "I got it, I got it!"

MOETH and LARRYETH to SHEMPETH:  (As they are now in a state of glee as they are asking Shempeth in a joyful voice):  "What!?"

SHEMPETH to MOETH and LARRYETH:  (As he now has a look of mischief on his face and is saying in a mischievous voice about his thinking):  "A teriffic headache!"

MOETH to SHEMPETH:  (As Moeth is now looking as Shempeth with an evil look and is saying in an evil voice as he has now given Shempeth an eye poke):  "Get out you!"

Shempeth is now yelling, 'oooowh; oooowh; oooowh; oooowh; in pain as he is now rubbing his eyes.

MOETH to SHEMPETH and LARRYETH:  (As we see Shempeth and Larryeth looking at him with looks of wonderment on their faces as Moeth is saying in a mad voice):  "Listen, we gotta us strategy, we gotta use......"

SHEMPETH to MOETH:  (In a full blown state of mischief as he says after interupting him and is pointing a finger at himself):  "Strategy!"

MOETH to SHEMPETH:  (As Moeth has a mad look on his face and is using a mad voice as he is saying to him after he has now socked him in his stomach):  "Who's asking you?"

MOETH to SHEMPETH and LARRYETH:  (As he has a look of determination on his face as he is saying in a worried voice as they are now in a huddle):  "Listen, this is what we gotta do, we gotta lure them away from the Princess!"

Moeth, Shempeth, and Larryeth are now entering the room where the drunken guards are at with the gagged and hog-tied innocent Princess Alicia with looks on their faces.

We are now with the laughing, drunken guards where we see Larryeth with his thumbs in his ears as he is waving his hands to and fro with an evil look on his face as he is saying, 'nana; nana; nana; nana; nana; nana; nana; nana; nana; nana.  Moeth is standing there with his eyes bugging out of his head as he has two fingers in his mouth spreading his lips, one finger is pushing up his nose as he has his other hand on top of his first hand, and is saying, 'aaahaha; aaahaha; aaahaha; aaahaha; aaahaha; aaahaha; aaahaha; aaahaha; aaahaha; aaahaha.'

We now see the guards turning around and looking at Moeth and Larryeth in horrible fear as Moeth and Larryeth are now still standing there with their different 'lovely' looks on their faces egging the guards on.  We now see the guards standing up in horrible disgusted states as they are now taking their humoungeous-sized swords from the sleeves and are now chasing Moeth and Larryeth with them as Moeth and Larryeth are now running in fear from the guards, as they had planned.  As they are yelling in fear, 'uuuunha-haaah; uuuunha-haaah; uuuunha-haaah; uuuunha-haaah; uuuunha-haaah; uuuunha-haaah; uuuunha-haaah.  As the guards are now chasing them in madness.  Moeth and Larryeth along with the guards are now totally out of sight.  Shempeth is now running in and is un-tieing the Princess Alicia.

SHEMPETH to PRINCESS ALICIA:  (As he is saying to her in a carrying tone of voice and with a happy look on his face as he now has a knife in his hand and is freeing her says joyfully):  "Fear not, Princess, I Shempeth shall relase thee.  Scrameth Princess, scrameth!"

We now see Princess Alicia scramething for her life as Shempeth is standing there with a happy look on his face as he is saying joyfully, 'haaa-hunha; haaa-hunha; haaa-hunha; haaa-hunha; haaa-hunha; haaa-hunha', and is rubbing his hands in glee.  He has now decided to have himself a little 'drinkie' to celebrate.

SHEMPETH:  (As he has a gleeful look on his face as he is saying in a happy voice):  "Haaaha, now to quencheth my thirst."

As Shempeth is quenching his thirst we now see Lancier the Captain on the Guards approaching him with his arms crossed in madness as he is holding his sword and is looking at Shempeth with an evil look.

SHEMPETH to LANCIER the CAPTAIN of the GUARDS:  (As he is using a happy voice):  "Greetings!"

Shempeth has now spit out his 'drinkie' as he has now realized whom he way talking with.

LANCIER the CAPTAIN of the GUARDS to SHEMPETH:  (As he has a really evil look on his face as he is using a wicked voice as he is now grabbing Shempeth by his hair):  "All right you!"

We now see Shempeth fighting with Lancier as the two other guards are now dragging back in madness Moeth and Larryeth by their hair as Moeth and Larryeth have looks of hurt on their faces and are shouting loudly in pain, 'henha-oooowh; henha-oooowh; henha-oooowh; henha-oooowh.'

LANCIER the CAPTAIN of the GUARD to HIS OTHER GUARDS:  (As he now has a worried look on his face and is shouting madly as he now has his sword extended):  "The Princess, the Princess is gone!"

We now see the georgeous Magicians Assistant climbing down the rope ladder from the box as she is now swaggering away.

LANCIER the CAPTAIN of the GUARD to HIS THREE GUARDS:  (As they each now have one of 'The Fiddlers Three' by their hair as the guards are now side guards as the 'Fiddlers Three' have really petrified looks on their faces as Lancier is shouting evily):  "Take these miserable wretches to the dungeom and we'll do away with them, forward!"

We now see Lancier and his three guards dragging Moeth, Larryeth, and Shempeth by their hair to the dungeon quarters of the castle.

Moeth, Larryeth, and Shempeth have now been spared of their sentence to the dungeon quarters as we see the georgeous assistant swaggering through as we now see Lancier, and his three guards following after her whistling in a flirtatious delight as they are following her up another stairwell.

MOETH to SHEMPETH and LARRYETH:  (As we now see them standing there free as they have looks of puzzlement on their faces):  "Hey, come on!"

We now see Moeth, Shempeth, and Larryeth entering the room that has the rope ladder to the magicians box as Shempeth is now getting his head caught in the ladder.

MOETH to SHEMPETH:  (As he is now looking as Shempeth with a mad look and is using a mad voice as he is now pulling Shempeth from the ladder by his hair):  "Get out of there!"

MOETH to SHEMPETH and LARRYETH:  (In a serious state as he is yelling at them as they are climbing up the rope ladder for, {what they think is safety, but ain't, as they do not know where it leads}:  "Quicketh, upeth the ladder!"

SHEMPETH to MOETH and LARRYETH:  (As he is staggering in pain from being caught by the rope ladder and is rubbing his throat in dryness says):  "Water, water!"

LARRYETH to SHEMPETH:  (As he is grabbing him in a worried state and is yelling at him madly and is shoving him up the ladder):  "Upeth the ladder, quick!"

SHEMPETH:  (As he is using a mad voice is saying as he is climbing up the rope ladder):  "Ladder, I needeth some water!"

Larryeth has now taken a quick glance behind him to see if the coast is clear, and yes it is. 

Moeth, Larryeth, and Shempeth are now climbing into the magicians box which they do not know is it yet.

LARRYETH to MOETH and SHEMPETH:  (As they are sitting in the magicians box as Larryeth is saying to them in a low and quiet voice):  "Shuuuush, twas a narrow escape!"

MOETH to LARRYETH:  (As Moeth has now nodded his head in agreement as he has a scared look on his face and is saying in a worried voice as he is leaning against a wall of the box):  "I think we're safe in this box!"

We now see Moeth with a terrified look of fear on his face as he has fastly learned that he is not safe in the box as we see a saw slicing in right at Moeth's face.  The saw has now slapped Moeth on his face and has grabbed a hold of his nose and it is dragging him to and fro with each slicing, thrice.

Larryeth and Shempeth were following the saw to and fro with their eyes as they too had petrified looks of panic on their faces.

We are now back in the main chambres of the castle where we see the evil and wicked Mergatroyd sawing his box with an evil look on his face.

We are now back in the box where we see Shempeth sitting there with a dazed look on his face as Larryeth has a panicking look on his face as the saw in now being inserted into the box and is sawing Larryeth on the top of his coconut.

We now see Shempeth with a panicking look on his face as he is grabbing hold of Larryeth's hand in fear as he is now putting a finger to his mouth as the shut-up signal as poor Larryeth is sitting there with a horrible look of panic on his face as he is now putting his hand up to his mouth to stiffle his yells of fear and panic, from being sawed on the top of his coconut.  Larryeth has now fallen into Shempeth's lap from pain and to try and avoid being sawed on his head as he is now getting his backside sawed instead.  Larryeth has now rolled over in horrifed fear as he now laying on his back in Shempeth's lap now getting sawed a couple of times in his stomach.  Larryeth is now grabbing the saw and is lifting it up.  While Larryeth was frantically fighting with the saw in fear we see Shempeth sitting there with a horrifed look of panic on his face.

We now see Larryeth tossing the saw away in pure, undiluted fear and panic as he is now slapping Moeth with it right in his kisser.  We now see Moeth with a really mean look on his face as he is now swinging the saw back and is hitting Larryeth again in his kisser.  As Larryeth is now shouting in a stiffled voice in pain, 'yeoooowh; yeoooowh; yeoooowh; yeoooowh'.  Larryeth has now laid down slightly and has tossed the saw in pure fear and madness at Moeth as Moeth is now again is being hit in his kisser again.  Moeth is now sending the saw back at a high rate of speed out of sheer madness wanting to hit Larryeth in his face with it.  Larryeth has now ducked enough down to void the flying saw as we now see Shempeth betting a good, hard smack in his kisser with it.

The saw is now swinging out of control as both Moeth and Shempeth are now getting hit thrice more each in their kissers.  Moeth has now grabbed the saw in one hand and Larryeth by his hair with the other one.

MOETH to LARRYETH:  (As he has a really wicked look on his face and is shouting lowly at him in a wicked voice):  "You, 'Nit-Wit', you!"

LARRYETH to MOETH:  (As he is laying there with a really evil look on his face and is using a mad voice):  "S-S-S-H-H-H; S-S-S-H-H-H; S-S-S-H-H-H!"

SHEMPETH to MOETH and LARRYETH:  (As he is sitting there with a really scared look on his face as he is saying the them in a panicking voice):  "Shut-up, shut-up, shut-up!"

LARRYETH to MOETH:  (As he is laying in Shempeth's lap with a really petrified look of fear on his face as he is whispering to Moeth in a low and fearful voice):  "S-S-S-H-H-H; S-S-S-H-H-H; S-S-S-H-H-H; quiet, quiet, quiet!"

We are now back on Old King Cole and Mergatroyd the Magician as the King is sitting there looking at him with a really mean and ugly look on his face as Mergatroyd is now trying to free his saw thinking that it is stuck in the box, {Here we see Mergatroyd looking at the King with a devilsh look on his face as he is saying in embarrassment, 'heenh-haaa; heenh-haaa; heenh-haaa}, holding onto the saw.  Mergatroyd has now brought his sword out the box and as a surprise he has now snagged Moeth's under-drawers.  The King now has a look of wonderment on his face as he has now seen the 'Goodie Package'!

MERGATROYD the MAGICIAN to OLD KING COLE:  (As he has now dropped his saw and is hiding the under-drawers in embarrassment as he is saying to him in an embarrassed voice):  "Oh, Sire!"

OLD KING COLE to MERGATROYD the MAGICIAN:  (As he has a really petrified look of panic on his face as he is shouting in a voice of fear and panic):  "My daughter, bringeth her foreth!"

MERGATROYD the MAGICIAN to OLD KING COLE:  (As Mergatroyd is looking at the King with an evil, but yet slightly carrying look as he is saying to him in a wicked voice):  "Patience's Sire, patience's.  I now take these swords, for my magic is the greatest and I plunge it into the box."

We are now back inside of the box where wee the sword being inserted through the side of the box cutting Shempeth right underneath his chin as Shempeth now has a really horrible look of fear and scaredness on his face.  Mergatroyd has now inserted another sword through the top of the box as it is now going straight down over Shempeth's face as Shempeth's look of fear has now turned into pure panic.  We now see Larryeth flinching back in fear and panic as he now sees Shempeth trapped by two mean and ugly swords.

SHEMPETH to LARRYETH:  (As Shempeth is now sitting there with a really panicking look on his face as he is now caged in betwixted the two swords and is saying in a low and panicking voice):  "Larryeth, helpeth me!"

LARRYETH to SHEMPETH:  (As he is now approaching Shempeth in a total panic as he is now trying to helpeth him and is whispering to him in a low and panicking voice):  "S-S-S-H-H-H; S-S-S-H-H-H; S-S-S-H-H-H; S-S-S-H-H-H; S-S-S-H-H-H!"

We now see Larryeth bending over to helpeth Shempeth as he now has a look of panic on his face as he is now getting jabbed in his backside with a sword.  Larryeth is now covering his mouth as he is yelling in a muffled voice, heenh-hunha; heenh-hunha; heenh-hunha; heenh-hunha; heenh-hunha; heenh-hunha; heenh-hunha; heenh-hunha,' of pain and panic.

We are now on Moeth who is sitting in the corner of the box with a really frightful look on his face about Larryeth and Shempeth being jabbed with the swords as we now see Moeth getting jabbed in the top of his coconut with a sword, as he now flinches a tad from pain, as he has his eyes shut and is yelling in a muffled voice from pain, 'hunha; hunha; hunha; hunha; hunha; hunha!'

We are now back on Mergatroyd as he has a mad look on his face as he is now having troubles about getting the sword into the box.  The King is now giving Mergatroyd an evil glare of madness as he is now getting disgusted with Mergatroyd about his horrible magic and the fact that his daughter is still missing.  Mergatroyd has now taken a mallet and has hit the sword hard on its handle and has now gotten it into the box.

Mergatroyd is now struggling with the sword as it is now stuck in the box.  He has now successfully removed the sword and is hitting himself in the chin with the swords handle.  He has now removed the sword and has found it is bent to submission.

Mergatroyd is now looking at the badly bent sword with a look of disgust on his face as he has now thrown it on the floor and has now gotten several more swords and has plunged them wickedly into the top of the box as he is now evily removing a sword from the side of the box.

We are now back inside of the box where we see poor Larryeth and Shempeth with horrified looks of pain and hurt on their faces as they are now being brutally jabbed by the evil Mergatroyd's swords.  Shempeth is yelling, 'oooowh; oooowh; oooowh; oooowh, in pain and panic from being wickedly jabbed with the swords.

We now see Shempeth and Larryeth as Larryeth is now grabbing his shoulders, head, and back and are rubbing them from the pain of the swords.  They are now jumping up from the pain of being jabbed with the swords as they are now breaking off the top of the box as they are yelling pain and are now {trying} to run for freedom.

We now see Mergatroyd standing there looking at Shempeth, Moeth, and Larryeth with a look of panic as he eyes are now bugging out of his head.  As they are standing on the bottom of the box with painful and disgusted looks as Old King Cole is standing there looking t them with a look of bewilderment on his face.

SHEMPETH to LARRYETH, MOETH, MERGATROYD, and OLD KING COLE:  (As he is standing there with a look of fear and panic on his face as he is holding his chest and is shouting in panic):  "They got me, they got me, oh, no blood, oh, no blood, haaa; haaa; haaa; haaa."  {Shempeth has now discovered as he is now patting himself on his chest that he ain't bleeding}.

We see Old King Cole standing there with a look of fear and wonderment on his face as he is looking at Moeth, Larryeth, and Shempeth inside of the box.  Princess Alicia is now running up to Old King Cole in fear and panic.

PRINCESS ALICIA to OLD KING COLE:  (As she now has her hands on his shoulder and a look of panic on her face as she is saying gleefully):  "Father!"

OLD KING COLE to PRINCESS ALICIA:  (As he has a look of happy, worriment on his face and is saying to her in a carrying voice):  "Daughter!"

PRINCESS ALICIA to OLD KING COLE:  (As she is standing there pointing a finger at Mergatroyd and is saying in a hurtful voice):  "Mergatroyd is the culprit, he had me abducted!"

We are now seeing Mergatroyd with a really freaked out look on his face, with his eyes popping out of his head and his mouth agait, as he is now trying to high tail it out of the main chambres area trying to make a break for freedom as he is now being grabbed by Moeth, Shempeth, and Larryeth in horrible madness.

MOETH and LARRYETH to MERGATROYD:  (As they are now grabbing him in madness and are shouting at him wickedly):  "Why, you, get over here!"

We now see Moeth and Shempeth holding Mergatroyd down on top of the box against his wishes in sheer, utter madness as Larryeth is now taking a few of Mergatroyds swords and is evily and madly beating him on his backside to submission with his own swords.

LARRYETH to MERGATROYD the MAGICIAN:  (As Larryeth is standing there with a mean look on his face and is shouting at him evily as he is wildly wacking his backside with a sword):  "Abducted her, ehy?"

Moeth, Larryeth, and Shempeth are now beating Mergatroyd wickedly on his backside with the swords as he is laying on the box with a really hurtful look on his face as he is yelling from pain, 'yeeeowh; yeeeowh; yeeeowh; yeeeowh; yeeeowh, in horrible pain.

We now see Moeth, Shempeth, and Larryeth wickedly picking up Mergatroyd who is limping in pain and with a look of fear on his face as Moeth, Larryeth, and Shempeth are looking at him with really mean and nasty looks on their faces.

MOETH to the PRISON GUARDS:  (As Moeth is standing there with a really wicked and mean look on his face as he is shouting loudly in an evil tone of voice):  "Guards, guards, taketh him away!"

MERGATROYD the MAGICIAN to SHEMPETH, MOETH, and LARRYETH:  (As he is standing there with a wicked look on his face as he is waving his hands in a wicked manner as he is shouting at them evily):  "Hold it, these are my men."

MOETH to the PRISON GUARDS:  (As he is shouting at them in a really evil voice as he has a wicked look on his face as he is now shouting):  "Then, lay on!"

We now see Moeth engaged in a sword fight with the guards.  We now see Mergatroyd approaching Shempeth as he thought he was going to be having a sword fight with Shempeth as Shempeth is holding the badly bent sword.

SHEMPETH to MERGATROYD the MAGICIAN:  (As Shempeth has a mean look on his face as he is using a wicked tone of voice as he is holding the badly bent sword):  "I'll plop, brunt of you."

We now see Mergatroyd standing there holding his sword as he is now laughing hysterically, 'haaaa; haaaa; haaaa; haaaa; haaaa; haaaa; haaaa; haaaa; haaaa; haaaa; haaaa; haaaa, as he is looking at Shempeth with his badly bent sword.

SHEMPETH to MERGATROYD the MAGICIAN:  (As Shempeth has now noticed that the first sword he was using was bent and has a look of mischief on his face as he is now picking up another sword and is shouting to him wickedly):  "Oh, yeah!"

We now see Shempeth and Mergatroyd wickedly engaged in their sword fight.  We are now on Old King Cole and the Princess Alicia as the King is standing there with a wicked look on his face.  The Princess Alicia was standing next to the King holding a fac in front of her face as she has a look of fear and panic on her face.

OLD KING COLE:  (As he is standing there with an evil look on his face as he is looking around his throne and is shouting in a loud and wicked voice):  "Where is my sword,?  let me have a sword!"

We now see Shempeth dueling wickedly with Mergatroyd as Shempeth goes to hit Mergatroyd's sword as Mergatroyd has now jumped out of the way and Shempeth has now slightly lost his balance and is now 'Giving the King a Sword', right in his backside.  Old King Cole is now turning around and looking at Shempeth with a really hurtful look on his face as he shouting painfully, 'yeowh; yeowh; yeowh; yeowh; yeowh; yeowh; yeowh; yeowh; yeowh; yeowh'.

We now see the Royal Palace Jester and Mergatroyd the Magician standing there looking at Shempeth with evil looks on their faces.

SHEMPETH to OLD KING COLE:  (As Shempeth is standing there with an apologetic look on his face as he is now bowing down to the King in respect and is saying to him in an apologetic voice):  "Oh, it was an accident, Your Majesty!"

As Shempeth was bowing down to the King in apologetic respect we now see Mergatroyd the Magician with a really wicked look on his face as he is now taking a sword and is swiftly hitting Shempeth in his backside.

SHEMPETH to MERGATROYD the MAGICIAN:  (As Shempeth is now turning around and is looking at Mergatroyd with an evil look on his face as he is shouting at him in an evil voice as he is now back dueling with him):  "Oh, copping a stinker, ehy?"

We now see Shempeth brutally dueling with the wicked Mergatroyd as we see Old King Cole and the Royal Palace Jester standing there watching the two of them dueling with looks of hurt and fear on their faces.

We now see Shempeth in a really evil state as he is now biting Mergatroyd visciously on his nose.  Mergatroyd is now yelling in pain, 'yeeeowh; yeeeowh; yeeeowh; yeeeowh; yeeeowh; yeeeowh; yeeeowh; yeeeowh, as he is now rubbing his bugle in pain.

MERGATROYD the MAGICIAN to SHEMPETH:  (As he is now regaining his balance and is using an evil voice and has a wicked look on his face as he is shouting wickedly to Shempeth):  "Why, you!"

OLD KING COLE to SHEMPETH:  (As he is standing there with a mischievous look on his face and is using a cheering on tone of voice as he is using hand gestures to cheer Shempeth on as he has now hit the Royal Palace Jester hard in the kisser):  "Geteth him lad. cleave him my Sire!"

We now see the Royal Palace Jester falling down into the King's throne with a look of dazement on his face after being knocked out by the happy King who is now thoroughly involved with Shempeth dueling with the evil and wicked Mergatroyd.

SHEMPETH to MERGATROYD the MAGICIAN:  (As Shempeth is standing there evily dueling with Mergatroyd as he has an evil look on his face and is saying to Mergatroyd in a mean tone of voice):  "I'll tear you too pieces, why......"

We now see Shempeth stabbing an orange with a really wicked and evil look on his face as he is now throwing it into Mergatroyd's kisser.  We now see Mergatroyd standing there with his eyes close and yelling, 'hunha-yeeeowh; hunha-yeeeowh; hunha-yeeeowh; hunha-yeeeowh; hunha-yeeeowh; hunha-yeeeowh; hunha-yeeeowh; hunha-yeeeowh, and a hurtful look on his face as he is now cleaning off the orange from his kisser.  Shempeth is now taking a grapefruiet as he still has an evil look on his face and is once again creamating Mergatroyd in the kisser with it.  Mergatroyd is now cleaning the grapefruit off of his kisser as he is standing there looking at Shempeth with a really mean and ugly look.  Shempeth is now in a full blown state of mischief and fum as he has now taken his third piece of fruit which was another orange with a mean look on his face and is oncae again in a fun mood as he is again creamating Mergatroyd in the kisser with it.

Shempeth is standing there laughing, 'haaah; haaah; haaah; haaah; haaah; haaah, hysterically with a giant grin on his face about creamating the evil and wicked Mergatroyd in the kisser with the fruit.  We now see Mergatroyd wiping the third piece of fruit off of his kisser and is now throwing the remains of it at Shempeth and hitting him in the face with it.

SHEMPETH to MERGATROYD the MAGICIAN:  (As he is staggering a bit about loosing his balance and is saying, 'taa; taa; taa; taa; taa; taa, as he is now back dueling with Mergatroyd):  "Why, you!"

OLD KING COLE to SHEMPETH:  (As he is sitting on his throne with a look of madness on his face as he is waving a fist in the air cheering Shempeth onto victory as he is saying in a cheering on voice):  "Throw away thine sword, hit him with thine fist!"

SHEMPETH to MERGATROYD the MAGICIAN:  (As Shempeth is now wickedly dueling with Mergatroyd as he has a look of demented hate on his face and is saying in an evil voice):  "My God, why you miserable little......"

OLD KING COLE to SHEMPETH:  (As he is now really getting into the act of cheering Shempeth onto victory as he is still waving a fist in the air cheering Shempeth on is saying in a serious voice):  "In the labunsa, in the labunsa, undupredent, undupredent."

As Old King Cole was so involved with cheering Shempeth on he has now waved his fist out of control and has now hit himself in his own chin with it and has knocked himself out cold.  He is now hearing boidies chirping as he is falling into his throne.

We are now on one of the Prison Guards he is standing there dueling with Larryeth who is sitting on a stool.  Larryeth has now lost his balance and has stuck a hand into a vase.  Larryeth is now standing up with a demented and wicked look on his face as he has his sword in one hand and the vase stuck onto his other hand.

LARRYETH to the PRISON GUARD:  (As Larryeth now has a look of devilsh mischief on his face as he has discovered another way of knocking the guard out as he is using a mean tone of voice):  "Why, you!"

We now see Larryeth with a really evil look on his face as he has now caught the guard off balance by extending his sword to the floor as the guard is now following it.  Larryeth has now hit the guard hard on the top of his head with the vase, {we now hear the sounding of a gong}, as the guard is now falling to the floor totally knocked out cold.

LARRYETH:  (In a full blown state of wicked mischief at his victory):  "Haaa; haaa; haaa; haaa; haaa; haaa!"

As Larryeth was dueling with the Prison Guard we saw in the background Shempeth wickedly dueling with the evil Mergatroyd the Magician.  We now see Larryeth running with a look of hurt on his face to helpeth Moeth who is wickedly dueling with another one of the Prison Guards.

LARRYETH to the PRISON GUARD:  (As Larryeth has now removed his hat in total wicked mischief says to him):  "Hold this!"

We now see Moeth standing there with a serious look on hisf ace as he is watching Larryeth and the Prison Guard who has now turned atound to see what Larryeth wanted as he is now being knocked totally out cold by the wicked Larryeth and his deadly vase, {as we once agai hear the sound of a gong sounding off}.

Moeth and Larryeth are now running over in fear and worry to helpeth Shempeth out with the evily dueling Mergatroyd the Magician.  Larryeth is now so wrapped up in the fun of knocking Prison Guards out with his viscious vase he is now walking up behind Mergatroyd with a really evil and devilsh look on his face.  As Larryeth is now wickedly going to hit Mergatroyd on his head with the vase he did not see Moeth standing behind him as he has now knocked out both Mergatroyd and Moeth with the mean vase, {as a gong is now playing}.  Mergatroyd has now fallen to the floor knocked out cold.

LARRYETH to MOETH:  (As he is now turning around and looking at Moeth who is staggering a bit and regaining his balance with a really worried look on his face as he is putting a hand on his shoulder and is saying to Moeth in a panicking voice):  "Moeth, art thou okay?"

Moeth has now responded to Larryeth's question about being okay as Moeth has now hit Larryeth hard in the kisser.

LARRYETH to SHEMPETH:  (As he is looking at Shempeth in a full blown state of mischief):  "Heeth is okay!"

Larryeth is now removing the wicked vase from his hand as he has now once again hit Moeth hard in the face with it.

LARRYETH to MOETH:  (As he is standing there with a look of panic on his face as he is saying in a really panicking voice):  "Wait a minute Moeth, it was purely an accident!"

MOETH to LARRYETH:  (As he is now picking him up by his hair and is shouting at him in a wicked voice):  "Wait the......"

We now see Moeth, Larryeth, and Shempeth's fiancées running into the main chambres area of the Castle in fear and panic.

LARRYETH to MOETH:  (As he is standing there with a relly hurtful look and is saying to Moeth in a begging voice):  "Waiteth Moeth, hurt me not!"

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TILLYETH, MILLYETH, and LILLYETH:  (As they are standing there looking at them with scared and hurtful looks on their faces as they are now extending their hands out to them in love and are saying):  "Moeth, Shempeth, Larryeth!"

MOETH, SHEMPETH and LARRYETH:  (As they are now turning around and looking at their sweethearts with looks of love and happiness on their faces as they are now extending their hands out to them and are saying in loving voices):  "Tillyeth, Millyeth, and Lillyeth!"

We now see Moeth, Shempeth, and Larryeth running mid-way as Tillyeth, Millyeth, and Lillyeth are also running up to greet them in love as they are now klonking coconuts with one another and are being knocked out cold as the girls have pure looks of love on their faces as Moeth, Shempeth, and Larryeth have looks of hurt and dazement on their faces as we are hearing the sounds of cookoo boids chirping as they are now hugging each other.